It's official, Pokemon really IS bad for you.

dokool · Post by **dokool** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:26 am

I read the discussion thread on ANN, apparently the doctor is Japanese and is admittedly a big Pokemon fan with a sense of humor.

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:46 am

I love this thread so much, I put the article in my sig.

By the way.... I knew it! It had to be true!!

spike bomb 11 · Post by **spike bomb 11** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:36 pm

This is funny! we must worn the young ones before its to late...

Evangelion Unit 01 · Post by **Evangelion Unit 01** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:19 pm

Ash, "Pikachu CANCER attack now!"

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:02 pm

...which goes to say that electric-type Pokemon probably have a weakness against chemo-, radiation- and surgery-type Pokemon.

It also means that a large portion of older men risk having a Pikachu in their prostate, and need to be tested on occasion. And as we know, testing for Pikachu in the prostate involves touch-testing of the prostate area through the anus (no, really).
In other words, there is a strong risk that Pikachu is at fault for sneaking up the anal pathways of older men.
And killing Frank Zappa.

Which means Pokemon have been around since before 1993.

But the horror doesn't end there. Imagine the unspeakable perversions committed by Pokemon to cause so many incidences of primarily-female diseases such as breast or cervical cancer!

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So, anyways, next time you smoke, smoke a Pikachu.

Evangelion Unit 01 · Post by **Evangelion Unit 01** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:18 pm

Otohiko wrote:It also means that a large portion of older men risk having a Pikachu in their prostate, and need to be tested on occasion. And as we know, testing for Pikachu in the prostate involves touch-testing of the prostate area through the anus (no, really).

The last thing all men want to hear while waiting in the doctors office while their anus is exposed is the horrifying sound of the snapping rubber glove. DON DON DON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAM!!!!