Anime Character Wishes (with a twist...)

[OmniStrata]

Now I've seen quite a few anime char threads like:

Who'd you fook to death?
or
Who would you marry?
or
Who is... (blah blah)?
or
Who has the best power/weapon/items/etc.?

I did a search just to be safe and in the hopes that this thread wouldn't be locked... I hope I searched hard enough for this one.

I'm hoping for details as to why but... here goes...

:drumroll:

Which anime character(s) would you like to be that are the OPPOSITE gender as you are? [note: goofy comments like 'so I can feel myself all day' counts! ]

I was about to say Mizuho Kazami from Please Teacher since yeah, I have fantasies of her and what not and to be her would be cool with her little computer Marie, her uber sexy husband Kei [ ] and a ship that is invisible with powers of teleportation and mind reading! However, I chose...

Lucy [not Nyu, just the evil mode Lucy] from Elfen Lied
She's hot, yes oh, to be that hot...
Invisible hands that are guarunteed to kill at 2meters and shield from bullets and all sorts of firearms definitely seem to be of good use.
Being able to fill out a dress REALLY helps in life I'm sure
[grrls got it good]
I could murder people and get away with it later by hiding within Nyu mode
I could reproduce without having to touch any men [since we all know men are dirty filthy things ]
And oh yes, the horns, I could play with them all day ^_^
Lastly, I could be viciously evil and look damn cool/hawt/sexy at the same time, oh yeah...

So, through the gender defying powers of imagination, I ask, who would you be? ^_^

[madbunny]

Er... were you sober when you came up with this one?


I'll pick either Ranma since he/she can kick ass in either form.

[atrophiedXlungs]

Mamimi from FLCL.

Because honestly, she's like a female version of myself...only cuter. Both of us like taking pictures, starting fires, stealing things, and hanging out in the rain. I'm smarter than she is, but I don't think she's all that dumb...I just think we all have our blonde moments sometimes.

[Super Shanko]

Ryoko from Tenchi, the powers for the most part but she's also a space pirate, whats more fun than kicking police ass then hopping in your space ship and tearing more ass through space.

[EXODO]

Ranma
Because she is so sexy and like some of you I had fantsise of her.
Blue eyes, red hair, big breasts; YAHOO!!! Notting better

[Gemberkoekje]

Sailor Mercury - cute and smart

[Malificus]

Kaolla Su: because Su is awesome, and then I could make mecha tamas. She's also insane, so that's a big plus

[bum]

Who'd you fook to death?

Blonde teacher chick from bible black

Who would you marry?

Blonde teacher chick from bible black

According to Albert Einstein, whats the main theory on quantm physics which defys the laws of "general" physics?

Blonde teacher chick from bible black

[bobbarker31]

It would be Utena Tenjou from Revolutionary Girl Utena for me. Noble, loyal, brave, friendly, kind, determined, athletic. She fought all the duelists that tried to destroy her and she ended up changing their lives for the better. .....and that she is stunningly beautiful does not hurt things either.

Misato Katusagi from Neon Genesis Evangelion!!!! Think of it!! She had tatical command of three Evangelions!!! She could have taken over the world with them. And she had a cool warm water penguin, a quiet high school student who did all the chores in their place, lots of instant food and 50 gallons of beer in the fridge......

Haruko Haruhara from FLCL. Everything about her smacked of energy and her madness contained methods. I think it would be fun to be her.

[Unpronounceable_Symbol]

Hasseno Alpha from Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou: hot, robot, immortal, runs a coffee shop. We're talkin' free coffee.

Or maybe the epitome of the cool female, Ayukawa Madoka from Kimagure Orange Road.