If anime appeared on Family Guy...

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon May 16, 2005 1:03 pm

AND NOW! STUPID FUN WITH BAD ANIME CONCEPTS!

Tonight on the Anime Channel, it’s Ranma 3/256ths!

“With Cold Water, I’m a GIRL!”
“With Hot Water, I’m a GUY!”
“With Orange Juice, I’m MEXICAN!”
“With Gasoline, HOLY SHIT I’M ON FIRE!”

And now we return to Tenchi Booyah…

“Ladies ladies, please! There’s plenty of me to go around.”
“Oh Tenchi! Tee hee!”
**CRASH**
“DAMN YOU MASAKI! YOU STOLE MY WOMAN! NOW I’LL RIP YOU A NEW ONE WITH THIS LIGHTSABER KNOCKOFF!”
**BANG**
“AAAUGH! A GUN?! What… WHAT THE HELL MAN?”
“I’m Tenchi Masaki, bitch!”

Coming up next on Dragon Gonads Z…

“GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GASP! WHEEZE! PANT!”

“Hey, hey! You okay there man?”

“Just gimme a minute… Phew… Hah… okay…

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH”

Next time on Farmer Bebop…

“Hey Spike, you got that shipment of shrooms ready to go?”

“Yeah Jet. Say, since when did we stop bounty hunting and start dealing in illegal narcotics?”

“Since people got sick of seeing us on Adult Swim for the past, what, 7 years?”

Tomorrow on QuintGun…

“Okay, you got the regular gun, the gun in one of your arms, the gun that IS your other arm, so where the hell are the other guns?”

“Well, I got one here in my leg, and then there’s the…”

“Wait wait, don’t tell me… it’s in your other leg right?”

“Uhh, no.”

“Kneecap?”

“Nope…”

“Well then where the hell do you keep… oh that’s disgusting”!

Welcome Back to Hate Hina…

“Today we mark the passing of one Keitaro Urashima who was beaten to death by 6 insanely powerful, yet cute, women. Despite the efforts of the taxidermist, he lays here now… with a smile one his face.”

“DAMN IT KEITARO! QUIT SMILING AT ME!!! GRARGH!”

“Uhh, miss. He’s dead… he can’t really…

“YOU RAT BASTARD! DIE DIE DIE!

“Miss?”

“PEEK ON ME ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR I’LL…”

“Screw it… I don’t get paid enough for this”!

~Otaku-Man

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:14 am

Damn, that's the funniest thing I've read here all week...

/me wonders why its locked