kzzttt!!
NExt on opera the dirty pair!
Peter: OOH i got a dirty pair for those two if only i was A lovely angel!
Brian: I dont know peter...rember the time you went to 3 w a headquarters?
*flashback* Hey there Mr central computer!....hey whats this?
CC: hey dont pull that....bleep*
WARNING....3WA headquarters will self destruct in 1 minute
Peter: Aw crap...*planets explodes and causes all other planets near to explode as well and send peter flying in to the cockpit of the LOVELY ANGEL*
Peter:Aiiiii.... *thud* oww. that hurt.....*looks up n sees kei n yuri naked*
AIEEEE!!!! pervert!! die scum!!*kei n yuri beat him up*
Peter: yeah.. man i wish i was a lovely angel.
Brian just shakes his head*
If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...
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Peter and his family visit the ranch of one of his uncles.
Louis:
I can't beleive you convinced me to come to your uncle's ranch for our vacations, Peter. Can you at least go to the well and get some water to cook a decent meal?
Peter:
I wish I can do that Louis but I haven't had any luck with wells.
Flash Back
Peter in front of a well trows a coint into it. Inuyasha suddenly comes out of the well with a bump on his head. Peter smiles and Inuyasha punches Peter in the face.
Louis:
I can't beleive you convinced me to come to your uncle's ranch for our vacations, Peter. Can you at least go to the well and get some water to cook a decent meal?
Peter:
I wish I can do that Louis but I haven't had any luck with wells.
Flash Back
Peter in front of a well trows a coint into it. Inuyasha suddenly comes out of the well with a bump on his head. Peter smiles and Inuyasha punches Peter in the face.
Trying is the first step towards FAILER!!! <awayoflife>
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- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
KZZZZZT
Bob Barker: Please help keep our Pokemon population under control. Have your Pokemon spaded or neutered
*Ash is home watching*
Ash: Hmmmmmmm.
Pikachu: Pika
KZZZZZT
Miroku: How would one you ladies like to bear my children?
Girl1: I'll bear your child monk!
Girl2: No, I'll Bear your children!
Girl3: Choose me, monk!
Girl4: Pick me!
Girls 5 - 10: Me! Me!
*all the girls start grabbing him trying to make out with him, fighting each other in the process*
Miroku: Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me for all of you.
*all the girls are still grabbing him trying to make out with him, fighting each other in the process*
Miroku: *looks at Sango, who looks very pissed* Sango?
Sango: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: HIRAIKOTSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The hiraikotsu missed everone's heads. Sango chases all the other girls away. They all come back and try to fight Sango to get to Miroku. Sango chases them off again with her hiraikotsu*
Sango: SHIPPO!, KIRARA! Stay here and make sure they don't get past you. Miroku, you're coming with me!
Kirara: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sango drags Miroku into a hut and locks the door behind her*
Miroku: Thanks, Sango. Any longer and they might have killed me.
Sango: *smiles* No problem, Miroku. But.................. if anyone is going to bear your child.................. IT'S GONNA BE ME!
Miroku: SANGO! WHAT THE....................... UMF!
*Sango jumps on top of Miroku*
Sango: You're all mine .
Miroku: I can live with that.
*Sango starts kissing him*
*An hour later we find all their clothes scattered all over the place, and Sango and Miroku are lying in bed next to each other. Sango is asleep on Miroku's chest, and Miroku is awake and has his arm around her*
Miroku: *thinks to himself* What the hell was in that fragrance that Kagome put on Inuyasha. After she sprayed him, she was all over him. Then I try it later and Sango and those other girls were all over me. Oh well! It doesn't really matter as long as it attracts all the ladies, which is always a good thing
.
NEW TAG BODY SPRAY FOR MEN.
Miroku: *thinks to himself* I wonder what happened to Inuyasha and Kagome.
KZZZZZT
Kaiba: You know the deal Yugi. Loser gives up his rarest card.
Yugi: You're on, Kaiba!
*Cops storm the place*
Officer: BOTH OF YOU FREEZE! YUGI MOTO AND SETO KAIBA, BOTH OF YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNDERAGE GAMBLING! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN...............
KZZZZZT
WE NOW RETURN TO WHEN GOOD POKEMON GO BAD
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *electicutes squirtle*
Squirtle: SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP ELECTICUTING ME! HUH!
*reaches inside shell and pulls out gun*
Ash: Squirtle, you can talk!?
Squirtle: SHUT-UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS ASH! PIKACHU, I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD IF HAPPEN IF YOU DID THAT SHIT AGAIN.
Pikachu: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! CALM DOWN! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
Ash: Pikachu, you can talk too!?
Squirtle: I SAID SHUT-UP! PIKACHU, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN! MOTHAFUCKA................
KZZZZZT
Bob Barker: Please help keep our Pokemon population under control. Have your Pokemon spaded or neutered
*Ash is home watching*
Ash: Hmmmmmmm.
Pikachu: Pika
KZZZZZT
Miroku: How would one you ladies like to bear my children?
Girl1: I'll bear your child monk!
Girl2: No, I'll Bear your children!
Girl3: Choose me, monk!
Girl4: Pick me!
Girls 5 - 10: Me! Me!
*all the girls start grabbing him trying to make out with him, fighting each other in the process*
Miroku: Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me for all of you.
*all the girls are still grabbing him trying to make out with him, fighting each other in the process*
Miroku: *looks at Sango, who looks very pissed* Sango?
Sango: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: HIRAIKOTSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The hiraikotsu missed everone's heads. Sango chases all the other girls away. They all come back and try to fight Sango to get to Miroku. Sango chases them off again with her hiraikotsu*
Sango: SHIPPO!, KIRARA! Stay here and make sure they don't get past you. Miroku, you're coming with me!
Kirara: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sango drags Miroku into a hut and locks the door behind her*
Miroku: Thanks, Sango. Any longer and they might have killed me.
Sango: *smiles* No problem, Miroku. But.................. if anyone is going to bear your child.................. IT'S GONNA BE ME!
Miroku: SANGO! WHAT THE....................... UMF!
*Sango jumps on top of Miroku*
Sango: You're all mine
.Miroku: I can live with that.
*Sango starts kissing him*
*An hour later we find all their clothes scattered all over the place, and Sango and Miroku are lying in bed next to each other. Sango is asleep on Miroku's chest, and Miroku is awake and has his arm around her*
Miroku: *thinks to himself* What the hell was in that fragrance that Kagome put on Inuyasha. After she sprayed him, she was all over him. Then I try it later and Sango and those other girls were all over me. Oh well! It doesn't really matter as long as it attracts all the ladies, which is always a good thing
. NEW TAG BODY SPRAY FOR MEN.
Miroku: *thinks to himself* I wonder what happened to Inuyasha and Kagome.
KZZZZZT
Kaiba: You know the deal Yugi. Loser gives up his rarest card.
Yugi: You're on, Kaiba!
*Cops storm the place*
Officer: BOTH OF YOU FREEZE! YUGI MOTO AND SETO KAIBA, BOTH OF YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR UNDERAGE GAMBLING! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN...............
KZZZZZT
WE NOW RETURN TO WHEN GOOD POKEMON GO BAD
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *electicutes squirtle*
Squirtle: SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP ELECTICUTING ME! HUH!
*reaches inside shell and pulls out gun*
Ash: Squirtle, you can talk!?
Squirtle: SHUT-UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS ASH! PIKACHU, I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD IF HAPPEN IF YOU DID THAT SHIT AGAIN.
Pikachu: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! CALM DOWN! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
Ash: Pikachu, you can talk too!?
Squirtle: I SAID SHUT-UP! PIKACHU, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN! MOTHAFUCKA................
KZZZZZT
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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- Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 3:10 pm
- Location: In yer base, killin' yer dudes!!!
KZZZZT
(Vash holds his gun to Legato's head.)
Vash: ... and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee -
Legato: WOULD YOU JUST SHOOT ALREADY!
KZZZZT
On the next all new episode of, The Real World, Rumik World -
Ataru: What were you doing hitting on my woman!?
Miroku: You're one to talk, what about mine!?
Sango: Whaddya think, quick and painless or slow and painful?
Lum: You need to ask? (Charges up.)
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Akane: Ranma, you are such a JERK! C'mon, P-Chan, let's go take a shower...
Ranma:
Ryouga:
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Akane: How was I supposed to know that Ryouga was P-Chan!
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Ranma : How the HELL couldn't she tell!? As if the fear of water wasn't enough, she never noticed the pig running into a room and a SOAKING WET RYOUGA popping out of it ten seconds later!?
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Akane: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE!?
Ryouga: Well, uh...
Akane: I CHANGED in front of you!
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Akane: I still can't believe I did that!
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Ryouga: I STILL can't believe she did that!
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Pater: HEY, y'know what we should do? We should build a giant, transformable robat like VOLTRON! That'd be sweet...
Brian: I dunno, Peter; you remember what happened the last time you were around something like that...
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(Peter sits in Wing Zero's cockpit)
Peter: Oh, MAN! This thing's freakin' SWEET! Hey I wonder what this thing does.
(Wing Zero's Twin Buster Cannon fires. The moon explodes.)
Peter: ... it was him.
(Points to Eva Unit 01.)
Unit 01:
KZZZZT
We now return to Celebrity Weddings, featuring Piccolo.
"The Night of the Honeymoon."
(Piccolo drops his pants, revealing there's nothing there.)
Woman: WHAT THE HELL!? When I agreed to marry you, you said you had a "SPECIAL TALENT"!!!
Piccolo: I do...
(Piccolo spits up an egg onto the bed. It begins to crack)
*CRACK* *POP* Y~OSHII~!!!
KZZZZT
(Vash holds his gun to Legato's head.)
Vash: ... and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee -
Legato: WOULD YOU JUST SHOOT ALREADY!
KZZZZT
On the next all new episode of, The Real World, Rumik World -
Ataru: What were you doing hitting on my woman!?
Miroku: You're one to talk, what about mine!?
Sango: Whaddya think, quick and painless or slow and painful?
Lum: You need to ask? (Charges up.)
***********
Akane: Ranma, you are such a JERK! C'mon, P-Chan, let's go take a shower...
Ranma:
Ryouga:
************
Akane: How was I supposed to know that Ryouga was P-Chan!
************
Ranma : How the HELL couldn't she tell!? As if the fear of water wasn't enough, she never noticed the pig running into a room and a SOAKING WET RYOUGA popping out of it ten seconds later!?
************
Akane: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE!?
Ryouga: Well, uh...
Akane: I CHANGED in front of you!
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Akane: I still can't believe I did that!
*************
Ryouga: I STILL can't believe she did that!
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Pater: HEY, y'know what we should do? We should build a giant, transformable robat like VOLTRON! That'd be sweet...
Brian: I dunno, Peter; you remember what happened the last time you were around something like that...
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(Peter sits in Wing Zero's cockpit)
Peter: Oh, MAN! This thing's freakin' SWEET! Hey I wonder what this thing does.
(Wing Zero's Twin Buster Cannon fires. The moon explodes.)
Peter: ... it was him.
(Points to Eva Unit 01.)
Unit 01:
KZZZZT
We now return to Celebrity Weddings, featuring Piccolo.
"The Night of the Honeymoon."
(Piccolo drops his pants, revealing there's nothing there.)
Woman: WHAT THE HELL!? When I agreed to marry you, you said you had a "SPECIAL TALENT"!!!
Piccolo: I do...
(Piccolo spits up an egg onto the bed. It begins to crack)
*CRACK* *POP* Y~OSHII~!!!
KZZZZT
You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
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megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
KZZZZT
Cartman: Let's sing the Asuka Langhly Soryu is a stupid bitch song.
Kyle: Cartman! Don't you dare!
Cartman: WELL.......
Stan: Seriously dude! Don't do it man!
Cartman: WELL.......
Kenny: Crtmnn dn't!
Cartman: WELL.......
Kyle: We're warning you Cartman, QUIT IT!
Stan: Trust me Cartman, you don't want to do this!
Cartman: ALRIGHT ALREADY, I'LL STOP! GEEZ! *walks away*
Stan: Phew! Good.
*Cartman comes back*
Cartman:
WELL ASUKA'S A BITCH, SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH
SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH, IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH
SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
MONDAY, SHE'S A BITCH. ON TUESDAYS, SHE'S A BITCH AND
WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY, SHE'S A BITHCH.
THEN ON SUNDAY, JUST TO BE DIFFERENT, SHE'S A SUPER KING KAME-HAME-HA BIATCH.
HAVE YOU EVER MET ASUKA LANGHLY SORYU?
SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
SHE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH AND HAS STUPID HAIR.
SHE'S A BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH.
BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH. ASUKA'S A BITCH AND SHE'S JUST A DIRTY BITCH.
I REALLY MEAN IT.
ASUKA, IS A BIG FAT FUCKING BITCH.
BIG OLD FAT FUCKING BITCH, ASUKA! YEAH Ahhhhhhh *Sigh*
Kyle: *looks up above Cartman and sees Eva unit 02* HOLY SHIT DUDE RUN!
Cartman: Where are you guys going? That's it. Screw you guys, I'm going home! AHHHHHHH! *Unit 02 steps on Cartman and kills him*
Asuka: CALL ME A BITCH, WILL YOU!
Stan: OH MY GOD, ASUKA KILLED CARTMAN!
Stan, Kyle, Kenny: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
KZZZZT
Peter: Hey Joe, can I borrow your spy kit, with the invisibility suit you got from Major Kusanagi, and the video camera that lets you see through people's clothes.
Joe: Sorry, Peter. I loaned that stuff to Quagmire. He said something about needing that stuff for his trip to Tokyo.
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Sailor Moon & Co.: WE SHALL PUNISH YOU!
*Quagmire is standing right in front of them in the inviso-suit, invisible, video taping them (seeing through their clothes), while undetected by the gils.*
Quagmire: Heh Heh........ALRIGHT! I wonder what happens when I pull on one of their bows.
*Sneaks up behind Sailor Moon and unravells her bow*
Sailor Moon: *scream* AH! I'M NAKED!
Quagmire: Heh Heh........ALRIGHT!
KZZZZT
Cartman: Let's sing the Asuka Langhly Soryu is a stupid bitch song.
Kyle: Cartman! Don't you dare!
Cartman: WELL.......
Stan: Seriously dude! Don't do it man!
Cartman: WELL.......
Kenny: Crtmnn dn't!
Cartman: WELL.......
Kyle: We're warning you Cartman, QUIT IT!
Stan: Trust me Cartman, you don't want to do this!
Cartman: ALRIGHT ALREADY, I'LL STOP! GEEZ! *walks away*
Stan: Phew! Good.
*Cartman comes back*
Cartman:
WELL ASUKA'S A BITCH, SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH
SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH, IF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH
SHE'S A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
MONDAY, SHE'S A BITCH. ON TUESDAYS, SHE'S A BITCH AND
WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY, SHE'S A BITHCH.
THEN ON SUNDAY, JUST TO BE DIFFERENT, SHE'S A SUPER KING KAME-HAME-HA BIATCH.
HAVE YOU EVER MET ASUKA LANGHLY SORYU?
SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
SHE'S A MEAN OLD BITCH AND HAS STUPID HAIR.
SHE'S A BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH.
BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH-BITCH
SHE'S A STUPID BITCH. ASUKA'S A BITCH AND SHE'S JUST A DIRTY BITCH.
I REALLY MEAN IT.
ASUKA, IS A BIG FAT FUCKING BITCH.
BIG OLD FAT FUCKING BITCH, ASUKA! YEAH Ahhhhhhh *Sigh*
Kyle: *looks up above Cartman and sees Eva unit 02* HOLY SHIT DUDE RUN!
Cartman: Where are you guys going? That's it. Screw you guys, I'm going home! AHHHHHHH! *Unit 02 steps on Cartman and kills him*
Asuka: CALL ME A BITCH, WILL YOU!
Stan: OH MY GOD, ASUKA KILLED CARTMAN!
Stan, Kyle, Kenny: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
KZZZZT
Peter: Hey Joe, can I borrow your spy kit, with the invisibility suit you got from Major Kusanagi, and the video camera that lets you see through people's clothes.
Joe: Sorry, Peter. I loaned that stuff to Quagmire. He said something about needing that stuff for his trip to Tokyo.
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Sailor Moon & Co.: WE SHALL PUNISH YOU!
*Quagmire is standing right in front of them in the inviso-suit, invisible, video taping them (seeing through their clothes), while undetected by the gils.*
Quagmire: Heh Heh........ALRIGHT! I wonder what happens when I pull on one of their bows.
*Sneaks up behind Sailor Moon and unravells her bow*
Sailor Moon: *scream* AH! I'M NAKED!
Quagmire: Heh Heh........ALRIGHT!
KZZZZT
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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- Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:48 pm
- Location: EARTH
- Contact:
Louis and Peter at Cris school with Cris's principal.
Principal:
Am sorry to call you in such a short notice Mr. and Mrs. Griffin but I am worried about your son Cris.
Louis:
What happend?
Peter:
Has he been hurasing that japanese transfer student... what was her name?
Principal:
Rei, no no no no she already died. What worries me is this drawing he has been making they are strange and horrible.
Louis:
What are a bunch of drawings have to do with Cris?
Principal:
Well many times drawings represent a subconcious or fisical problems in the real world and that the person dont want to talk about.
CUT TO:
Rumiko Takahashi (the creator of Ranma) wearing Ranma's clothes and says:
Rumiko:
THAT IS NOT TRUE AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF IT!!!!
Turns around and starts jumping from roof to roof towards the sunset.
Principal:
Am sorry to call you in such a short notice Mr. and Mrs. Griffin but I am worried about your son Cris.
Louis:
What happend?
Peter:
Has he been hurasing that japanese transfer student... what was her name?
Principal:
Rei, no no no no she already died. What worries me is this drawing he has been making they are strange and horrible.
Louis:
What are a bunch of drawings have to do with Cris?
Principal:
Well many times drawings represent a subconcious or fisical problems in the real world and that the person dont want to talk about.
CUT TO:
Rumiko Takahashi (the creator of Ranma) wearing Ranma's clothes and says:
Rumiko:
THAT IS NOT TRUE AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF IT!!!!
Turns around and starts jumping from roof to roof towards the sunset.
Trying is the first step towards FAILER!!! <awayoflife>
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- WHAT IS PINK MAY NEVER DIE!
- Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:29 am
- Status: ....to completion
- Location: On teh Z-drive, CornDog
- Contact:
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OtakuMan22
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:27 pm
- Location: Rochester, NY
A quicky:
Peter: Oh come on Lois, Chris is having fun at his part-time job! What could possibly be so bad about it?
Lois: Peter, I'm not saying that this job is bad for Chris, but we have to be careful that it doesn't go sour. Remember when he used to have that job as a Witch-Hunter?
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Amon: Robin, do you have a positive identity of the witch?
Robin: Yes. She's inside doing... homework?
Amon: Homework? Chris, come in, are you sure this is the girl that tried to destroy the world not long ago?
Chris: Positive! That skank went all berserk when her lover died, and she almost blew up the entire planet!
Robin: Yikes!
Amon: If that's the case, then she's a definite risk! We need to subdue her quickly. Robin, are you wearing your glasses?
Robin: Yes! (whiny voice)
Amon: Chris, are you in position?
Chris: You bet!
Amon: Then on 3, you two go in and subdue her. 1... 2... 3...
*BAM* :door slams open:
Willow: What the?
Chris: BURN IN HELL YOU WITCH!
*FWOOOM*
Willow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
*dead*
Xander: Hey, Willow, I thought I heard a noise up here, are you o... OH MY GOD! WILLLOOOOOOW!
Robin: And you're certain she was a witch!?
Chris: Oh yeah. But for some reason, I got this guilty feeling in me!
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~Otaku-Man
Peter: Oh come on Lois, Chris is having fun at his part-time job! What could possibly be so bad about it?
Lois: Peter, I'm not saying that this job is bad for Chris, but we have to be careful that it doesn't go sour. Remember when he used to have that job as a Witch-Hunter?
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Amon: Robin, do you have a positive identity of the witch?
Robin: Yes. She's inside doing... homework?
Amon: Homework? Chris, come in, are you sure this is the girl that tried to destroy the world not long ago?
Chris: Positive! That skank went all berserk when her lover died, and she almost blew up the entire planet!
Robin: Yikes!
Amon: If that's the case, then she's a definite risk! We need to subdue her quickly. Robin, are you wearing your glasses?
Robin: Yes! (whiny voice)
Amon: Chris, are you in position?
Chris: You bet!
Amon: Then on 3, you two go in and subdue her. 1... 2... 3...
*BAM* :door slams open:
Willow: What the?
Chris: BURN IN HELL YOU WITCH!
*FWOOOM*
Willow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
*dead*
Xander: Hey, Willow, I thought I heard a noise up here, are you o... OH MY GOD! WILLLOOOOOOW!
Robin: And you're certain she was a witch!?
Chris: Oh yeah. But for some reason, I got this guilty feeling in me!
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~Otaku-Man
www.hammergirlanime.com - Rochester, NY's only store devoted completely to anime, manga, anime/manga merchandise, and pocky! Pachinko machines for sale and Initial-D 3rd Stage Arcade Game in store!
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megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
KZZZZT
Meg: Mom, I think I want to become a reporter when I'm done with school.
Lois: Meg, honey, are you sure?
Meg: If dad can do it, why not me?
Lois: Do you remember what happened the last time your father tried to interview someone?
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Peter: Alphonse Elric?
Al: Yes, how may I help you?
Peter: Peter Griffin, Daily News, I have a few question that i want to asks you for a story that we're doing on you and your brother.
Al: Alright.
Peter: First question. Alphonse, what was your first reaction, when you first woke up in your new body and realized that you had no penis?
Al:
Peter: Couldn't you just transmute one?
Ed: What the hell are you doing? Al's real sensitive about that!
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KZZZZT
Meg: Mom, I think I want to become a reporter when I'm done with school.
Lois: Meg, honey, are you sure?
Meg: If dad can do it, why not me?
Lois: Do you remember what happened the last time your father tried to interview someone?
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Peter: Alphonse Elric?
Al: Yes, how may I help you?
Peter: Peter Griffin, Daily News, I have a few question that i want to asks you for a story that we're doing on you and your brother.
Al: Alright.
Peter: First question. Alphonse, what was your first reaction, when you first woke up in your new body and realized that you had no penis?
Al:
Peter: Couldn't you just transmute one?
Ed: What the hell are you doing? Al's real sensitive about that!
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Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)