What Anime Characters Would Never Say

Fading_Shadow · Post by **Fading_Shadow** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:18 pm

I saw this done on the GameFAQS forums and found the responses to be really entertaining, so I thought I'd do a thread here.

I hope this hasn't already been done, but if it has, I'm sorry and I'll ask a mod to please remove it.

This thread is for what we would never hear an anime character say. I can't wait to read the responses. =)

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:21 pm

Ranma: "WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE... GIRLS... JUST WANT TO HAVE FUH-UNNNNNNNN"
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Tenchi: "Eeny... Meeny...Miney..."
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Yugi: "I give up! You win!"
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Kaneda: "Wow Tetsuo! You really let yourself go!"
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Black Jack: "The ankle bone's connected to the... leg bone..."
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Ash: "The Pokemon do WHAT!?"
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Keitarou: "DAAAAMN, Naru! You so FIIIIIIINE!"
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Shinji: "Hey Tohji, got any more acid on you? I could use a hit."
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Spike: "Why don't we all go down and see a play together? We could use the culture!"
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Vash: "WAR AND PEACE!"
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Utena: "I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY... AND WITTY... AND GA"
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Goku: COUGH COUGH! I got laryngitis!
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Sailor Moon: "Oh NO you DIDN'T!"
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Yusuke: "I see dead people!"
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Kaname: "I forgive you, Sousuke."
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Mugen: "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Hey, that actually worked!"
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Misato: "Non-alcoholic please!"
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Madlax: "RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!"
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...more on the way

~Otaku-Man

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:36 pm

Kaoru Nagisa: Anyone else phyched for Yuricon?!
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Heero Yuy: You what? I just don't feel like blowing the crap out of things to day. I think I'm gonna go home and cuddle with Relena-chan.
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Shinji: Fuck you, Dad! I'm a man, now and I demand to be treated like one! Now ifyou excuse me, I'm gonna go have a foursome with Misato, Asuka, and Ayanami!
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Suichi: My love to tits and ass know no bounds...

blak43 · Post by **blak43** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:46 pm

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Kira yamato: DIE!!! DIE!! I WILLLL SOAK MYSELF IN YOUR BLOOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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Monkie De Lufie (hope i spelled that right): yes thats right i will be princess of the pirates
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i cant think of anymore so there you go.
for now anyway

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:03 pm

I got some more!

Rosette: *banging her head* IF YOU'RE 555 THAN I'M 666!!!
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Hideaki Anno: Maybe smoking pot before making episodes 25 and 26 is a bad idea...
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Quatre: (Screams random Arabic profanities)
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Miroku: Not now, I'm not in the mood.
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Any Female Hentai Character: OMG, I'm pregnant! And I have 400 STDs!
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Bardiel13: You know... there's more to life than just Mecha and Shoujo-ai!

Kyarii-Chan · Post by **Kyarii-Chan** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:01 pm

I have got some

Naruto:Good Luck Sasuke
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Mizunoa Ami: Sure, *puts down text book* I'll study later.
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Saki: I hate you Kurumi, go die!
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Yugi: Heart of the Cards, my ass
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Sakura Kinomoto: Li-kun....ALL THE CARDS ARE YOURS!
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Kiki: Witching sucks to no end
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Goku: No more food
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Piccolo:*gives you flowers* There no you feel all good inside
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Haruno Sakura: *

* Naruto-kun...

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:38 pm

Alucard: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...Made from plastic its fantastic!
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Luffy: What say we give up the pirate buisness and go work as policemen back home?
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Goku: Sorry guys I don't want anymore, I'm full.
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Gene Starwind: Aisha... I want you to take over the controls.
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Knives: Can't we all just get along?!?!?!?!?
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Kenshin: Death to you all!!!
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Piccolo: *prances about in a feild stopping every so often to pick a flower* I love my life now that I gave up fighting.

Wedding_Angel · Post by **Wedding_Angel** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:07 pm

ok heres some of my own...

AZUMANGA

TOMO - maybe i should tone it down a bit..
CHIYO CHAN- a f***** hate you all and when i get taller im gonna' kick the crap outta' you b*****
YOMI- i dont need to diet, i have a great figure
KAGURA- it doesnt matter if i lose, its the taking part that counts..

DBZ-
Vegeta- wow...i'm actually really old
GOKU- thats it, i give up, no more saving the world for me, im knackered

LAIN

LAIN- maybe i'm taking this computer thing too far

EVA

Shinji-....this is a pointless thread

i mean? come on, thats usually left to some smart-ass-amv-know-it-all, isnt it?[/list]

bum · Post by **bum** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:21 pm

Paizuri - This is not a meaningless thread.

asrrin29 · Post by **asrrin29** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:28 pm

Asuka: I give up Shinji, you can do it with me

Inuyasha: I love you Kagomi (please forgive me if this has already been said, but judging by the 100+ episodes I have seen, it hasn't, and never will)

Sailor Moon: Blondes really do have more fun!

Kenshin: D00d! are you dead? hello...? helloooo... oh shit....

Vash: Same as above

Rei Ayanami: anything with emotion...

Gendo Ikari: So shinji, want to take over the world for "Bring your son to work day?"