Real Anime Heroes

[EmilLang1000]

Glico Pocky presents...

Real Anime Heroes!

REAL Anime HEEEEEroooooes!

Today we salute you: Mr. Steroid-lovin' Martial Artist!

Mr. Steroid-lovin' Martial Artist!

Only you can make Hercules look like a flabby little girly man... then rip him a new one.

Flabby little girly MAN!

Your have battle ki coming out the wazoo, and you don't even need to use it all.

Kickin' Bruce Lee's ass with your PINKY!

And when you get mad, everyone knows... because your hair changes COLOR!

Da bloooondes have more FUN!

So tear open a box of Glico Pocky, Mr. Steroid-lovin' Martial Artist! *ripping sound* Because without you, we'd have to live with those pussy Hollywood explosions.

Mr. Steroid-lovin' Martial ARTIIIIIIIST

Glico Pocky comes in more than 12 flavors!

[*pUfFpUfF*mAgIcDrAgOn]

Dude if ur gonna salute a guy on steroids, salute my friends names bicep and forearm!!!!!

[Bardiel13]

I wonder who Otakuman and Dokool were talking about in theirs... hmm...

[OtakuMan22]

I must be doing something right if I can even get dokool in on the action! And I think the difference between wussy pilot and emo pilot is the difference between Shinji and Heero Yui... but anyway...

*music starts playing*

Sanrio Hello Kitty "Massager" presents...

REAL ANIME HEROES!

Real Anime Heeeerooooes!

Today we salute you... Mr. Dork Surrounded By Hot Girls!

MR. DORK SURRROUNDED BY HOOOT GIIIIRLS!

Only you can be surrounded by 7 horny and willing chicks and STILL be a virgin!

Talk about WILLPOWER!

With your innocent charm and indestructible body, you swoon every violent space pirate, girl next door, and mechanical android.

IIIIII LIKE YOU AAALLLL!

Despite your wishy-washy attitude towards the fairer sex, you always seem to come out on top for no good reason at all! Even if it means getting punched in the face or blown up exactly 946 times!

I AM IRON MAN!

So give that certain someone a Sanrio Hello Kitty "Massager", Mr. Dork Surrounded By Hot Girls! *rrriiip* *oooohhhh!* Because with as long as it takes for you to make a decision, this could take a while!

MR. DORK SURROUNDED BY HOOOOOT GIIIIIIRRRLS!

Sanrio Hello Kitty "Massager" - Tokyo, Japan

~Otaku-Man

[Wedding_Angel]

*music starts playing*

ANNOYING-KID-PROTECTION-PILL presents..

REAL ANIME HEROES!

Real Anime Heeeerooooes!

Today we salute you... Miss-SUPER SLIM- MAGICAL GIRL!!!

Miss-SUPER SLIM- MAGICAL GIRL!!!

only YOU could stuff your face full of donuts and still retain that incredible waist and huge breasts which in real life would make you fall over flat on your face.

Its my metabolism- honest *fingers down throat*

and even though you never actually do any of the work and come across as a lazy bum..we love you all the same

and i love you all too

we admire the fact you have to sport ridiculous hair styles, be subject to lurid stares from old men and participate in same sex relationships with your friends just for entertainment..

i work so hard!!

so Miss-SUPER-SLIM-MAGICAL-GIRL please come and collect your annoying-kid-protectionl-pill, cause lets face it, we dont want to see your kid come from the future in years to come now, do we, despite the fact she may be cute- lets just stick with you!!!

[OtakuForLife]

Pickcy Sticks presents Real Anime Heros

Today we salute you. Miss Fake Sister lolita girl

Miss Fake Sister lolita girl!!

Only you can call that older guy who looks nothing you and
my big brother.

OHH that's Akward

Though being used mainly for comic relief you can sometimes
suddenly become 19 at moments notice making sex ok...

WOW watch her age grow.

So crack up open that pikcy stick Miss. Fake Sister Lolita girl
cuase only you can make us anime fans feel dirty.

Miss Fake Sister lolita girl!!

[OtakuMan22]

Hmm, maybe I can clean that last one up a bit and give it a bit more OOMPH. Hope you don't mind!

*music starts playing*

Pickcy Sticks presents... Real Anime Heros!

REAL Anime HEEEROOOOES!

Today we salute you... Ms. Incestuous Jailbait Half-Sister Girl!

Ms. IncestuousJailbaitHalf-SISTER GIIIIIRL!

Only you can keep other women away from this older guy who looks nothing like you, but whom you call... "Big Brother"!

WE'RE REALLY NOT RELATED!

Though often small and chibi, you can age at the drop of a hat to 19 moments before hopping in bed with your brother dearest!

I HOOOPE This Isn't ILLLEGAAAAL!

And when you and he are snogging your little hearts out, you can't help but feel connected to him in more ways than one!

THAT'S F***ING CREEEPYYYY!

So crack open a fresh Pikcy Stick Mr. Incestuous Jailbait Half-Sister Girl!*RRRIIIP* Because only YOU make us anime fans feel like we are seeing something we REALLY shouldn't see!

I'M BEING TAKEN TO THE BIIIG HOOOOUSE NOOOOOOWWWWW!

Pickcy Sticks Inc., Somewhere in the USA

There, much better! Anyone else got anymore?

~Otaku-Man

[the vampire alucard]

mmmm!? i still thinking of one,need some drinks to start the brain going

this by far by the way is the coolest forum topic ever and very creative
some of guys have really good ones should get acouple buddys and make some funny ass amvs

i ll post mine up shortly still working on

[Wedding_Angel]

ish tired..but will dream of some tonight and post some tommorow..

though.. i dont tend to be funny...

i leave that to other people

[the vampire alucard]

THE VAMPIRE ALUCARD PRESENTS....REAL ANIME HEROES

today we salute you. big boobie shounen girl.

I LIKE BIG BOOBIES

only you can make wear tight clothing and run around dumb ass a door knob making guys funny down there as they bounce every direction possible.

I LOVE BOUNCEY BOUNCEY

and when u wonder why all the guys are staring at u funny u think "gee maybe they like my tuna fish colored toenails "

ALMOST BELOW THE IQ INTELLIGENCE OF NORMAL TO RETARDATION

and when waiting outside ur house in a tree infested with hornets and rabid squirels just to peep into ur shower for days on end makeS it worth the wait.

OOO ITS STUCK IN VACUUM CLEANER !!!!!

so heres to u big boobie shounin girl for ruining all other women to us men and making us turn youi.

O DEAR GOD THERE S ALOT OF BLOOD COMING PLEASE 911 BIG BOOIE SHOUNI GIRLLL!