What's your favorite random anime lines?

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:28 pm

Souske, in Full Metal Panic, "did you know these can hold almost a litre of water?"

Mahotsukai_Hanajima · Post by **Mahotsukai_Hanajima** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:20 am

-Fruits Basket-

"IF I WORE A TIE IT WOULDNT CHANGE WHO I AM, IF I HAD NO PIERCINGS IT WOULDNT MEAN IM NICE, AND IF MY HAIR WAS BLACK IT WOULDNT STOP ME FROM KICKING YOU ASS!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAY, YOU THINK YOUR GOD, HUH??!?!?" ~Hatsuharu Sohma

"YO... TIME TO PAY THE PIPER, RAT-BOY, IM HERE TO COLLECT!" "Funny i wouldve thought hed send somebody bigger..." "GRRR...THATS RIGHT! YA BETTER GET YOUR TOUGH TALK OUTTA THE WAY WHILE YA CAN CUZ IM ABOUT TO WIPE THAT STUPID LITTLE SMIRK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!!!" ~Kyo & Yuki Sohma

-InuYasha-

"Such a cute boy..." "DONT INSULT ME! IM NOT A BOY! IM A GIRL!" "WHA!!" "A GIRL!!! YOURE A GIRL!!! THATS EVEN CUTER!!! OHHH!!!" ~Kagome, Soten, and Shippo

-Magical Meow Meow Taruto-

"As a royal princess i am ashamed, MYAoW." ~Taruto

-Lol, the Taruto one was just to be stupid. Lol. ~Shea

Mahotsukai_Hanajima · Post by **Mahotsukai_Hanajima** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:25 am

They werent actually random in the show but i tried to make them random by putting them together but i guess that was lame... Gomen nasai... ~Shea

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:31 pm

DBZ....

Goku: Oh no Android 18 is terrorizing the earth again!

18:....Please....

Goku: Heya Chi Chi, i think you have a little me behind your leg.

One Piece....

Luffy: WHY DID YOU HIT HIM?

Sanji: Because when i said he can have whatever, he wanted me.

Tenchi....

Washu: Now Now Tenchi, just close your eyes.

Tenchi: YYYHHH!

Mihoshi: P-Please stop eating my gun(Ryo-ohki)

Sasami: uwww, if you make me go back i'll hate you so much.

Sasami's mom: Oh no Ayeka(Ryoko), your hair is all dry and cracked.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:10 pm

the most off subject thing ever said outside fooly cooly

Ein: Woof!

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:23 am

OK, I probably don't have this exactly right because its been a while since I saw the episode....

From Samurai Champloo:

Mugen (refering to the artist): Why do you put up with that guy?
Fuu: Oh, he's not that bad. Besides he gave me a great set of hooters.
Jin & Mugen simultaneously: Hooters?!

Ean · Post by **Ean** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:41 pm

Mahoujin Guru Guru
Gipple: Give me a puke bucket!

Oh My · Post by **Oh My** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:32 pm

SulliMike23 wrote:Pokemon
Brock: Grasshopper have little sense but a big mouth.
Pikachu: pika pika.

I love that one! I still say it sometimes!

Yes, i admit...I still have a soft spot for Pokemon...here's a quote from my all time fav episode...

Jessie: "I've been robbed of my crowing glory! My resplendant hair!"
James: "Resplendant?"
Meowth: "Must mean 'big'"

Here's a couple from Fruits Basket...

Ayame: "DIRECT YOUR PASSIONS AT ME!!!" lol if that wasn't random I don't know what is..

Hana chan: "Would you girls like to be *BLEEP* by electric waves?"

Shigure: *sings* "Kyo kun is a sex fiend" (at least I think that's how it went)

Damn...I know Fullmetal has some kick ass meaningful quotes but I can only remember one right now...

"a person who recieves pain can sleep...a person who gives pain cannot"

Excel Saga

Good Excel: "The bullet of justice caps evil's ass! Remember that!"
Excel: "Justice plays dirty!"
Good Excel: " Right makes might you know!!!"

*a little later*
Police woman: "Good Excel, you're under arrest for the murder of Bad Excel"
Good Excel: "Dang!"

Space Butler: "These things are cute! Horrifyingly CUTE!"

Samurai Champloo

Mugen: *grabs Fuu's diary* *gasps*
Jin: "What is it?"
Mugen: "I can't read this"

i can't remember if I have this one exactly right but..

Mugen: "ugh, what happened..I dreamed that this building caught on fire..."
Jin: "That wasn't a dream...."
Mugen: "So then you were in a bathtub wih your thing hangin out?"
Jin: *twitches* Now THAT was a dream...."

Brave_Hearts.Exe · Post by **Brave_Hearts.Exe** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:07 pm

DBZ - You see Goku lying on the ground after a fight with Majin Buu

Vegita - I think i'd better cut in at this point...unless you like eating dirt.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:27 am

Samurai Champloo:

Fuu's diary note: Then this woman with big hooters comes over and they go with her, guess they like that. something like that.

Mugen: THAT BITCH!!!

Bio Hunter:
Infected guy: it feels like its eating me alive.
other guy: im sure you taste like crap.