Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:58 pm

Okay, the rules are simple. Just write a pick-up line or dirty talk an anime character might say. Here are some examples:

Shinji: Beh-beh... I wanna stick my entry plug in your cockpit.
or
Vash: Ooooh look how big my gun is! Go ahead... touch it! But, be careful... it might go off in your hand! (Family Guy rip, I know XD)

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:01 pm

Miruko: Of course I'm not hitting on you, I am a monk after all

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:02 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Miruko: Of course I'm not hitting on you, I am a monk after all

And to be followed by...
Miroku: Actually, I'm only a frair."

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:17 pm

*coughs van hellsing rip off*

Heero: My gundam isn't the only thing with a big... Cockpit.

FanServiceGurl · Post by **FanServiceGurl** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:42 pm

I heard someone say "Hey boss nice boobs" on a sampler, and I always loved the line from the second Inuyasha movie "You're such a cute little monk, I want to rip your heart out...and eat it" I even made a shirt. ^.^
http://tinypic.com/ea1ieo.jpg

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm

I can totally see Roy going, "You wanna feel my fire?"

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:32 pm

Riza Hawkeye- I can play with a gun really good, if ya know what I mean

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:57 pm

Lucy from Elfen Lied:

"Hand jobs are easier if you have six hands."

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:44 am

Seta from Love Hina
Hi, I'm an archaeologist; wanna see my bone?

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:45 am

Us: Hey baby, wanna see my other kind of anime collection?