Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

Rhinne · Post by **Rhinne** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:36 am

Naruto

Kimimaru: I can grow my bone at will.

Gaara: Ever heard that song, 'sex on the beach'?

Gaara: I promise I wont get sand between the sheets.

Lee: Somebody told me I'm in the springtime of youth and I want a second opinion.

Wolf's Rain

Kiba (wolf's rain): Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. (I cant remember the song I got that from XD)

Tsume (wolf's rain): Wanna do it doggy style?

Blue/Buru (wolf's rain): Ever done it with a bitch?

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:37 am

Belldandy: "Hey Keichi, wanna find out how good a goddess can be?"

Ruby-Eye · Post by **Ruby-Eye** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:07 am

Miroku: "I showed you mine, now show me your black hole!"

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:55 am

Lodoss
Parn: Hey, Deelit, I think I am getting the thrust of this sword play. Care to help?
Orsen: I'm not only wild in a fight.
Full Metal Panic
Kaname: Your gun is intriguing me, Sosuke. May I see it?
Sosuke: My missile always delivers its payload right on target.

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:59 pm

last exile

Clause: hey lavie... wanna see what other tricks i can do?

Lavie: hey! clause let me grab your stick! it needs polishing!

Inuyasha

Kagome: inuyasha... im all wet why not come lick me dry

sango:kilala.. momma needs a bath!

inuyasha: you and me baby.. we aint nothing but mammals.. so lets do it liek they do on the discovery channel!

kikyo:im ectoplasm.. so im always wet

ayame_sohma_fangirl · Post by **ayame_sohma_fangirl** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:53 pm

((lol you guys are realy good at this plz continue im loveing every min. of it))

ayame_sohma_fangirl · Post by **ayame_sohma_fangirl** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:01 pm

((okay this is from the manga but it will still do.))

Furuba:
Ayaa: The night is long.... i wont let you sleep tonight....gure-san.
Shigure:I'm honored i can share the same dream as you...ayaa.

((suddle but hey))

kagome5646 · Post by **kagome5646** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:22 pm

INU YASHA

KAGOME:" How come come when I say u can do anything you want. You put in my ASS!?"

INU YASHA:"Because ur a dirty bitch.Now bend over.were doin it doggy style."

KAGOME:"Hey inuyasha let's ask koga if he wants to join us."

INU YASHA:"Only if sango joins us too."

KOGA:"Y do u like that damn dog..
KAGOME:"I LIKE DOGGY STYLE."

SANGO:" PUT THAT AWAY!" U LUSTFUL MONK!"
MIROKU:"Sango I told u.. my hand is not the only thing bessed.

kagome5646 · Post by **kagome5646** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:06 pm

VIDEO GAME ZELDA:THE LEGEND OF ZELDA What really happened .

LINK FIGHTS HIS WAY TO THE SANTURY WHERE HE FINDS THE PRINCESS

ZELDA: "OH! R U LINK . R HERE TO SAVE ME MY GALLNET KNIGHT.

LINK: "OH THE PAIN.. LINK FALLS TO THE FLOOR.

ZELDA:"OH MY GOODNESS R U HURT!

LINK: "YES MY PRINCESS .I'VE BEEN POSINED!"

ZELDA: "POISON. WHAT CAN I DO."

LINK:" YOU'LL HAVE SUX OUT THE POISON.FOR ME TO LIVE."

ZELDA: "ANYTHING .JUST TELL ME WHERE U WERE HURT."
Link points to his pants.

LINK:" HERE. " he unzipped his pants..

ZELDA: "Oh but isn't that UR...I MEAN... I DON'T KNOW..

LINK:"LOOK LADY. U WOKE ME OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. THERSE'S A DAMN STORM OUT SIDE. I'M TIRED.. I WANNA GO BACK TO BED.NOW START SUCKIN' OR I'M GOING TO THROUGH ASS THE GUARDS..

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:45 am

tuniki wrote:forgive me for not remembering who said it but

" This is my rifile, this is my gun

This one's for fighting, this one's for fun"

if you happen to know who said it let me know somehow.

That is a saying of military men that is probably as old as the rifle.

Winry: I like mechanics because they know how to use their tools.
Wanna see my tool chest?
(While working with someone) You could store your tool in my toolbox tonight.

Faye (talking to jet): You look uncomfortable, there is an old proverb, tight pants are like a cheep hotel, no ball room.

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