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by megaman917 » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:31 am
I think it's about time that we put this thing to bed.
A1: Tenchi gets done with Mihoshi and Kiyone. Now Tenchi is feeling exhausted. Ryoko and Ayeka, after all this time, are now on their knees, next to each other, crying their eyes out because Tenchi went to all the other girls before either of them. Both Ryoko and Ayeka grabbed Tenchi's hand and pleaded to be next, with their heads down and still crying. Tenchi, still feeling tired, couldn't choose. Next Tenchi summoned his Jurai power, powered up and split himself into two equally powerful Tenchis. Simultaneously, both Tenchis caressed the faces of Ayeka and Ryoko, and calmed them down by giving them their "special pacifiers". The two Tenchis then proceeded to tame and punish Ayeka and Ryoko for constant cat fighting and misbehavior. The girls were forced to kiss and make up, while being punished. Soon enough (a few hours later) the punishment was over, but for whatever reason, Ryoko and Ayeka seemed to enjoy their punishment very much. The two Tenchis became one again. It seemed that the orgy was over, but Tenchi wasn't done yet. He powered up again, but this time he split himself into 6 equally powerful Tenchis, woke up all the girls and resumed the orgy. Each girl had a Tenchi to herself.
They all finished at the same exact time. At that moment, all six girls started glowing. They each sang a note, and the light emanating from each girl shot up through each floor of Misaki house and the into the sky. Surprisingly enough, all six girls were already in a perfect circle. The six Tenchis became one, and a magical gate was opened. Yosho walks in and sees what's happening.
Tenchi: Grandpa! What going on here!?
Yosho: Tenchi, you have have opened The Gate of Jurai. The was a legend on Jurai that said that when the Six Notes of Eternal Harmony were sung at the same time, The Gate of Jurai will open, and he who open the gate will be taken to where the legendary Sword of Jurai is located. Tenchi, only you may enter the gate and retreive the sword, but be fore warned, the sword is said to have immense power and consume the weakest of hearts.
Tenchi: I understand. I'm gonna need that sword in order to defeat Earth's greatest threat.
Tenchi enters the gate and makes his way to the sword. The sword found Tenchi be worthy and merged with his own sword, Sword Tenchi. The two swords became Jurai Sword Tenchi or Eternal Sword Tenchi. Tenchi came out of the gate, the lights and notes fade away, and all the girls fell asleep. Tenchi left to fight an epic battle against King Condiment, General Ketchup, Colonel Mustard, Srgt Relish, Lt. Soy Sauce, Lt Duck Sauce, Brigadier General Hot Sauce, and Captain Mayo.
A2: Washu makes a fortune. ADV and Geneon edited parts of the DVD to make it look like a spoof of the series 24. They had each of the girls say: "The Follow Takes Place Between...........", in very seductive voices. Tenchi and the girls of the Misaki household, became celebrities over night. When Tenchi came home from his epic battle, he notice that his house had more than quadrupled in size, and that there were a few more mouths to feed around the house.
Q1: What happened during Tenchi's epic battle?
Q2: How did it end?
Q3: How much money did those DVDs sell for?
Q4: What happened when Tenchi came home to his new mansion?
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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, as they awaited their respective turns.
