Extremly funny anime moments.

[Super Shanko]

On Mononoke, where Ashitaka falls off and the wolf bites his head and shakes it and when Aboshi's main guy is yelling at everyone to shut up.

Inu Yasha, He's possessed by that she-flea and tries to have his way with Shippo.

FMA, the way Havoc gets turned down by Katherine Armstrong because he's not like her brother.

FMA, Ed's hair after he crashes that tractor Winry fixed up.

I dont wanna ruin this funny surprise.

Where Al jumps out of the water like the little mermaid all dramatically

[Heero_Yuy84]

One of my favorite amusing scenes:

Space Runaway Ideon:
*Bes laughs, gets slapped by Sheryll*
Bes: "You bitch!"
Sheryll: "My name's Sheryll Formosa, not 'You bitch!'"

[OmniStrata]

When Miharu takes Yukinari on all those questionable adult-fun locations and at the p0rn moviehouse she says:

"Come on Yukinari, we can climb the staircase of adulthood together!"

also the quote in the viagra drug place:

"Wow, did you hear that Yukinari! He said you'd have a giant boner all night long!"

then one of the old men in the area says:

"wow, at his age? Good luck limpy..."

[badamvmaker]

It was reaaaaaaaly funny..... whats-her-name-who-junta-acidentally-gave-the-necklace-to-first wanted to have sex with Junta in the dressing room! BUT.... the store-clerck lady came in at that time and junta was hiding behind her and his face was right in her butt..... and we all know what happens when junta gets even the slightest aroused (if you dont, then WATCH THE SERIES!)

[Super Shanko]

Oh wait, i got it.....Colorful! The shoe clerks are just sitting there and heres comes a pretty girl, both clerks engage in a serious game of rock/paper/scissor and the long haired guy wins, while helping her with her shoes, he takes a glimpse at her panties and enjoys the view, here comes the second pretty girl, they do it again and the long haired guy wins again and takes another look. Now the third girl comes in wearing a skirt, he wins again and his friend looks over to see his friend is holding up a mirror so he can take a glimpse, the joyful tears end though, they both scream when they notice She is actually a He.

[KingSchwill]

Elfen Lied, when Lucy starts tearing Nana apart like a puppy, joint by joint.
She's so casual about it you can't help but laugh when Nana realizes how far out of her element she really is.

Anything in Dekura-chan. Just the way Dekura is so casual about horrifically maiming people.

The and in honor of myspace, the suicide episode of Paranoia Agent. There is such sublime humor in the only three characters in the whole series that want to die, failing at every chance.

[njijin]

I gess the one that got me going was a part from FMA were al scared ed half do death in the desert and then ed kicks him and saind poors out of al bering ed.

[Pyle]

Chrono Crusade.

"Oh my god, please let me use that new gun! You know I love stuff like this!" - Rosette.

"Then let me fondel your luscious breasts and I might change my mind!"
- Professor

I really had to do a double take after hearing that.

[Pyle]

Also, Steel Angel Kurumi.

"Oh Kurumi, you are just so beautiful and wonderful and have the biggest set of knockers I've ever seen, so how about telling me what you're secret is?"

"I'm sorry, Karinka, I don't have a secret."

"LOOK YOU STUPID BITCH QUIT FUCKING WITH ME!!!" - Karinka

[dendi]

Kenshin /anime - Ruroni Kenshin/:
"Come here can I kill you"