Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:45 pm

A. Probably die because I would either

a) Get blown up by Kimbley
b) Get shot or blown up by Archer
or
c) Get turned into something weird by Tucker then get blown up by Scar

So I guess I would just get blown up.

Q. What would these three (four if Scar joins) talk about while blowing me up?

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:21 am

Q: They're not exactly on good terms, so I suppose they'd uncomfortably make some small talk. After poking your corpse with a stick of some sort, Scar, Archer, and Kimbley may go to discuss the military, get into an arguement, and consequently blow eachother up. Tucker, who'd been keeping out of the arguement whilst poking your corpse, transmutes all of the exploded people(you included) into something hideous. Deciding that this wasn't the best of results, he attempts to UNtransmute the hideous person-blob, and eventually you all wind up with Tucker giggling madly in a corner as he has turned the hideous blob thing into four beings again, however, you all contain pieces of eachother, and not enough of anyone to blow eachother up. When you are all released, they find everyone asleep after a rousing game of poker.

A: Where'd they get the cards?

Sky09 · Post by **Sky09** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:23 pm

A: From Gendo's Jacket

Q: What if Gendo was really an angel?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:35 pm

A1: Shinji: "I'm going to enjoy this.

" *proceeds to attack Gendo*
A2: Shinji might committ suicide.

Q: How did Gendo get in the same room with Scar, Kimbley, Tucker, Archer, and that dead corpse?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:51 pm

A: He was formed while Tucker was putting the four back together.

Q: What was he doing with playing cards?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:22 pm

A. they were formed from chips of bone and tissue in his ass which is now sticking in his chest

Q. What pictures were on the King, Queen, Jack, and Ace cards?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:29 pm

A: The playing cards were more like trading cards, each character has his/her own stats, attacks, equipment/alchemy cards, and special abilities.
Joker = The Gate (effects may vary)
Ace = The Philosopher's Stone (Boosts Alchemic power 100 fold, no equal exchange, usefull for ten turns)
King = Hoenheim of Light (Can switch bodies at will for a limited time)
Queen = Dante (Can switch bodies at will for a limited time, can summon The Gate)
Jack = Envy (Shape shifter)

Q: What are Winry's stats, attacks, equipment cards, and special abilities in the trading card game?

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:09 am

Winry Rockbell
Stats:
Age - 15
Sex - Female
Proffession - Mechanic

Atk - 2
Atk when equipped with anger - stay the f*** out of her way.

Special Abilities -
1 - Can fix any mechanical object in one turn

2 - Kills anyone when equipped with anger

3 - Opponent one turn when equipped with anger. Cause she own your a**.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:38 am

older_gohan wrote:Winry Rockbell
Stats:
Age - 15
Sex - Female
Proffession - Mechanic

Atk - 2
Atk when equipped with anger - stay the f*** out of her way.

Special Abilities -
1 - Can fix any mechanical object in one turn

2 - Kills anyone when equipped with anger

3 - Opponent one turn when equipped with anger. Cause she own your a**.

4 - Morale boost for Elric brothers. As long as she's in play, Ed and or Al gain or regain 500Atk points.

Since older_gohan broke the rules of this thread...........................

Q: Why is it that this thread (along with the screencaps edition) seem to be on life support?

MovieMarc · Post by **MovieMarc** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:43 am

A: Kingdom hearts two and lazyness.

Q: Why arent more people on this late at night to help me think of a better question?