What Anime Characters Would Never Say

MovieMarc · Post by **MovieMarc** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:09 pm

(insert rough and rugged anime character's name here): Excuse me while i go change into something pink and frilly.

NekoArts · Post by **NekoArts** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:11 pm

May have already been said but....

Jiraiya from Naruto: Actually...Im gay.

NekoArts · Post by **NekoArts** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:12 pm

MovieMarc wrote:(insert rough and rugged anime character's name here): Excuse me while i go change into something pink and frilly.

Like Gutts from berserk? lmfao

digitalkieran · Post by **digitalkieran** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:11 am

Spike Spiegel: I'M RICH BIAAATCH

beeps his Sowrdfish and flys away

Meowzi · Post by **Meowzi** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:06 am

Things sesshomaru would never say:
[to Inuyasha] "Now, who is a good doggy? Who's a googly woogly good doggy-woogy?"
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[to Naraku] "I don't CARE if you're the evil element in this plot, that cheap monkey-costume really doesn't suit you at all!! Here, why don't you try on my boa for instance, and perhaps you should have something blue-ish to match your eyes, hmmm...a little bit of eyeliner might do the trick there...and here, try these pumps on, you will look sooo stylish in these"
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"Inuyasha, I'm proud to be your brother!"
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"Dude, jakken, you ROCK!"
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"Lets leave Rin in a ditch somewhere the next time she falls asleep.."
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"I just realized something....I LOVE MY BROTHER!" *gags*
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"Lalalalalla - what are you people staring at? Never seen a demon singing before?"
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"Forget this!" *goes to the bahamas and forgets about eveything related to Inuyasha or Naraku*
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"Rin...SHUT UP!"
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"I love you guys!"
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"I feel your pain little brother. I know it's hard. just remember, I'm there for you."
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"Killing is wrong. We must be at peace wiith each other" *chants*
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"Hey! I finally got the stupid sword!...but now that I have it...I dont want it anymore...*throws it away*...HEY INUYASHA HAS A CAT! I WANT A CAT! *tries to take cat away*
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*flaps around with huge chicken wings* "Boc Boc!!! Yes Master Muffin!!!!"
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"I wish I had a human mother." *sigh*
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"Wow! two women? Way to go little bro!"
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*In a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred*

freddy12354 · Post by **freddy12354** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:18 am

Ritsuko: computers thats not some thing for me let Maya handle it

Meowzi · Post by **Meowzi** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:25 am

10 things Naruto Characters won't say

Itachi
1. Does my ass look to small?
2. I sure miss mother...and her home cooking
3. wait...how did it go again?
4. What the hell? why am I wearing Nail polish?
5. My hair always gets in my face! I am going to cut it!
6. Hey! Kisame! Give me my glasses back! I can't see without them!
7. Naruto! Lets talk about you going to Akatsuki, over a big warm bowl of Ramen
8. Foolish little brother...why can't you get a better fashionsense?
9.Oh My God! A puppy! I shall love him and feed him and call him Bob!
10. These lines are so troublesome...Makeover!

Orochimaru
1. So...your place or mine?
2. I am all that is man!
3. We oh we oh weee!
4. I am a women damn it!
5. would you like to se my pet snake?
6. would you like some jesus juice?
7.I need to shave my legs
8. Pig tails or braids?
9. I need a tan
10. I wonder what Itachi is doing...

Sasuke
1. My ass is getting to big
2. Kakashi sensei! Why are you alwasy late when we re dating?
3. That Gaara guy sure is sexy
4. that green sweat suit sure looks very tight on Lee
5. Sakura! Can you please date me!!!
6.Ino I need a hug!
7. Hinata, I wove you!
8. Naruto give me your Ramen
9.Kakashi can I see that book?
10. Naruto I miss you!

Kakashi
1.This book is book is so dirty, I rather read 'The secret Garden'!
2. Hey Sakura Nice Ass!
3. I like grapes
4. this mask is really troublesome
5. Hey Gai lets be friends!
6. Hey Naruto lets buy Ramen!
7. Hey Gaara here is a present!
8. Sasuke I hate you
9. I wish I had boobs
10.I hate this team! I wish I had Asuma's!

Gaara
1. Cookies are disgusting even chocolate chip!
2. Hello Bro!
3. yeah whatever!
4. Temari where does babies come from?
5. Hey Hatake Kakashi! Can I see that book?
6. Hey Naruto I will trade you your ramen for my cookies!
7. Hinata, I was turned on by your blood! Go out with me!
8. Ewww whats that red stuff coming out of his body?
9. Look a Kitty cat! I wove kitty cats!
10. This gourd is very heavy!!!!!

Neji
1. I am sick of being the only cute guy with long hair!!!!
2. I like you Hinata! Even more then a cousin should!
3.TenTen can you please leave me alone with Lee?
4. I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!I AM A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL
5.Birds are stupid
6. Lee can you help me with this technque?
7. Hey Naruto, want Ramen?
8. Hello Sakura-chan~
9. Does this outfit make me look fat?
10. I am going to shade my hari a deep blue! Now thats Sexy

Meowzi · Post by **Meowzi** » Tue May 16, 2006 11:37 am

I just found this. LOL

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:26 am

Faye: Well, time to break out the vacuum!

Jet: Hey, Spike, does my ass look big in these pants?

Spike: Ed, you need to eat a nutritious breakfast before school and gun practice!

Ed: Faye, these two lumps on my chest won't go down... what are they?
Faye: Awww, honey.... let me show you right here.... *click*

NekoArts · Post by **NekoArts** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:25 pm

digitalkieran wrote:Spike Spiegel: I'M RICH BIAAATCH

beeps his Sowrdfish and flys away

Actually...I can picture that, lmfao