Failed Jobs of Anime Characters

[Millenear]

Okie, had this topic before. Works reeeaal simple. Think of what job an anime character may have had and FAILED miserably at before..

My original example:

Faye Valentine, Wal-Mart Greeter : Welcome to Wal-Mart, now get the f*ck away from me, you cow!

New example:

Naruto at the Louvre: And here we the Mona.... ah SHIT!!!!... I didn't mean to wreck it really..... I'm so screwed!! I'm never gonna be a Hokage now!

Oh, well, have fun

[Super Shanko]

Scar - Vet assistant: Alright then, you want fluffy euthanized, *Hand on forehead* In the name of Ishbala, may you rest in peace....ZAP!

Vet & Little Girl: WTF?!

Guy Sensei - Shinji's Therapist: Now look upon my manly features Shinji, im a prime example of how you should be, first we'll get you a nice bowl cut, a green jump suit, and then.....

Kakashi - Proctologist: Since the extra fiber didn't work i guess there only one option left....FLYING FINGER JUTSU OF COLON CLEANSING!

Spike Spiegel - Kindergarten Teacher: GOD DAMMIT I SAID SIT DOWN! *kicks over desk* F*cking bet with Faye!

Shou Tucker - Party Magician: Now then children, Who wants to become there favorite animal?

Armstrong - 3rd grade Gym Teacher: This will never do, your prepubescent muscles will never be as beautiful and graceful as mine if you dont start working out to sculpt yourself into a masterpiece like myself, Now then first 5000, no 10000 Thousand push ups right now, Come on, times a wasting.

[Odi]

One character.

Excel at pretty mutch any job there is.

*Cough*
The "Construction-worker-with-short-fake-lightsaber-pointers-thingy" from Ep 1.
*Cough*


Guts as a toe Nail-polisher

*while lisping*
Okay, Im just gonna put the nail polith on here. Gorgeous!
Aww whath do I see! Just gonna cut that little nail. Shit there went the toe!
Im sorr... *Splash* No now the whole foot went to. Why does this keep happening to me!?

It cant be theese humungus sissors, can it?

[MovieMarc]

Gendo- day care owner

vash- dunkin doughnuts employee

Edward elric- sales rep at a big and tall store

Goku (dbz not saiyuki)- Physical therapist
"Ok now today were gonna start off light, how about 30x normal gravity?"

Shiji - Self help book writer.

Sasuke - Clown

Sasshi (from magical shopping arcade abenobashi) - an accountant (its funny if you think about it)

Yugi motou - Video game protestor

[DemonicTsuchiya]

-takumi as a taxi driver or bunta as a taxi driver (from initial d) from the city akina to the lake akina.
-echigo teaching yoga.(bleach)
-goku as a librain(dragonball z)
-vegeta instructor at an anger management program (DBZ)
-yuuchi(boss) as a race driver (initial D).
-cole (initial d) running a dating service.
-kakashi as a drill sargent (naruto)
-Nicholas D wolfwood being a minister (trigun)
-inuyasha teaching anger managment
-mirouko being a sexual harrasment investigator.
-sango as a stripper
-vash being a bartender(trigun)
-faye as a babbysitter(cowboybebop)
-jakin Kindergarten Teacher(inuyasha)
-Sonic as a taxi driver in NYC(sonic X)
-Dr. Robotnic as a egg salesman(sonic X)
-Tenchi as a pimp(tenchi muyo)
-Ryoko as an angermanagement instructor(tenchi muyo)
-washu as a security gaurd at nasa(tenchi muyo)
-ed as a bus driver(cowboy bebop)
-ceras victoria as a stripper(hellsing)
-mrs hellsing as a teacher(hellsing)
-seto kaiba as a teacher(yugioh)

[DemonicTsuchiya]

-shingo as a nascar driver (initial D)

[RanChan13]

Ranma: Anti-war protester

Kuno: Dating Game show host
"Ah, but you see, tis the fair Akane Tendo, the beautiful pig-tailed girl, and some other woman for whom I have no desire of naming. Make your pick, but might I remind you that I, Tatewaki Kuno, the rising young star of the Game Show world should smite thee if you choose either Akane Tendo or the Pig-tailed Girl."

Mikoto (Mai HiME): Mexican restaurant food critic

Cloud Strife: Transexual stripper

Red XIII: Dog Walker

Ranma: Cat Groomer

Lina Inverse: Food critic
"Hurry up already, I haven't sampled your entire food supply yet, you do want a good review don't you, or do I need to fire off a Dragon Slave again?"

Seto Kaiba: Host of Deal or No Deal

[Beseinen Stalker]

I think you are suppost to give an example with at least most of them.

InuYasha- child psychiatrist(can't spell it):Why should I care about your problems you D*** BRAT!!!!

[KagomeSakuraMoon]

this is great

[cholinms]

Souiginto "Rozen Maiden" - Doll repairer