This fanfic supposes that Tenchi has married both Ayeka and Ryoko, they live on Jurai, and Tenchi alternates wives every other night. Appearently, nights with Ryoko are crazy. She has her own personal brand of sleepwalking.. where she fights Kagato in her dreams... and trashes the bedroom...
Ahem...
“Hiya, Tenchi.” Sasami grinned. She was wearing one of her silk bathrobes and carrying a big plate of cookies. A bottle of something that he knew damn well wasn’t milk was tucked under her arm. He still hadn’t gotten over her having hit puberty with a vengeance; from the looks of things, Sasami had received more than a little of her grandmother’s genetic heritage, and occasionally she made it very difficult to keep up the ‘little sister’ perception he’d always had of her. The trouble was, she knew all about his discomfort and played up to it whenever she could. Such as now. She leaned over far more than was strictly necessary and smiled down at him. “What’re you doing out here?”
Tenchi nodded toward the bedroom. Sasami shook her head sadly and sighed. “Bad dream again?”
“Kagato.”
“Wow. Those are the bad ones, huh?” She looked down at him and grinned. “So, you gonna stay out here tonight, or you wanna come sleep with me and my friends? I’m sure we could find somewhere for you,” she added with a saucy wink.
“Sasami…”
“Okay, okay! I was just kidding…sheesh, Tenchi, you really are becoming a fuddy-duddy.” She waved farewell and resumed her trek back toward her room and her…friends. Tenchi wasn’t sure of the number…or the gender…of said friends, and he wasn’t sure he really wanted to know. His gaze returned to the bedroom door and the battle in progress within. “Wonder how long it’ll take her to kill him tonight?” he asked the empty hallway.
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Hehehe!
