Your obsessed with this anime if you:

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You're obsessed with being an arrogant old fart if you still feel compelled to fight a losing battle with spelling and grammar usage in an Internet forum. :twisted:

Now that's not fair, what about those of us who are English teachers? :p

You're obsessed with Evangelion (admittedly an easy target) when you:
1) look at the sky all day waiting for explosions
2) honestly get confused when your firecrackers don't make little crosses
3) have been arrested in a hospital room for indecent exposure (you sicko)
4) understand the last movie
5) spend days on end searching used clothings shops for just the right purple beret (although that could be an obsession with Prince as well)
6) buy two toy robots, set them up next to each other, take out their batteries, and wait for one to eat the other

You're obsessed with obsessed with Iketeru Futari when you:
1) know what the hell Iketeru Futari is

[Bulghod]

You're obsessed with Evangelion (admittedly an easy target) when you:
1) look at the sky all day waiting for explosion

that applies to every action/mech anime.

[greenjinjo]

(although that could be an obsession with Prince as well)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[narcted]

I don't deal with hypotheticals. I have actual 'you're obsessed if..'

Have memorized dubs so well that you can watch raw Japanese anime and fool people into thinking you are fluent with your running 'translation.'

Your kids are named after anime characters. Worse if they have Japanese names and your family is white. This is the case with my friend's daughter Megumi, who we usually call Meg just to sound normal.

You drive a panda Trueno with 'Fujiwara Tofu' logoed on the doors.

You're only recognized by your friends if you are wearing a sailor fuku, and you're male.

The CHP busts down the door to your house, for crimes they won't disclose to me, but they call me in so I can identify and catalog the two rooms full of hentai, which they tell me is 'evidence'. I am forbidden by law to be more specific.

I think I'd better stop there. My examples only get worse.

[Bulghod]

I don't deal with hypotheticals. I have actual 'you're obsessed if..'

Mine were real.
All the DBZ ones are from a friend, the same friend.

The first Cowboy Bebop was after i told a friend about last year's BB King Tour
I do the ed one.
a high school friend made my hair all frizzy for cosplay's sake
That last one was made up. i don't do it that often
and the Katamari was a real article from Wired.

[Brsrk]

You know you're obsessed, or know too much, about Excel Saga when:
1) you can name everything the show picks on
2) you know what MENCHI means

[bum]

Your obsesed with anime I'f you've ever had the thought of geting a salty mouthfull from that blond teacher in bible black.

[Bulghod]

Your obsesed with anime I'f you've ever had the thought of geting a salty mouthfull from that blond teacher in bible black.

what about giving? after all, it's better to give than to recieve. as victims of hentai learn pretty quickly.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

You're obsessed with DBZ when:
you look at all of your kitchen appliances and immediately think of villans

LMAO

You're obsessed with anime if:

-You curse in japanese when you hit your shin on a coffee table.
-You've spend 10 hours and going on anime music video that isn't completed, the last 3 hours of which you spent just staring at it not making a single change to it. *I'm-going-to-my-happy-place-I'm-gonna-find-my-power-animal*

The first is from my friend. He speaks over 6 languages but Japanese was his first (for obvious reasons).
The second is from yours truly. This is my first AMV and I'm growing more insane....which is a bad thing. I'm going to go cry in a dark closet now, if you'll please exuse me.

[Malificus]

You drive a panda Trueno with 'Fujiwara Tofu' logoed on the doors.

I'm actually planning on doing that....