How to tell you're addicted to anime

Declan_Vee · Post by **Declan_Vee** » Mon May 02, 2005 9:45 am

When you wake up after making love to two of your favourite anime characters, only to realise it wasn't a dream?

greenjinjo · Post by **greenjinjo** » Mon May 02, 2005 12:18 pm

OmniStrata wrote:heh heh heh...

You wake up after making love to one of your favorite anime characters...
Only to realize that it WASN'T a dream....

Let's see ya top that one!

You can import anything from Japan nowadays, can't you

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon May 02, 2005 8:36 pm

When you wake up after making love to your most hated anime character, only to realise it wasn't a dream.(this is getting repetitive)
you turn Omni's avatar into a desktop background.
you have tons of plastic surgery done to have a nose like Cyborg 002.
you go with a shotgun and shoot anyone who says they like cartoons.

HexagonParanoia · Post by **HexagonParanoia** » Mon May 02, 2005 8:49 pm

When you post a thread to determine whether or not you are addicted to anime.

Evangelion Unit 01 · Post by **Evangelion Unit 01** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:13 pm

HexagonParanoia wrote:When you post a thread to determine whether or not you are addicted to anime.

Is that the denial stage?

srocketa · Post by **srocketa** » Fri May 06, 2005 4:27 am

When you are learning japanese, BECAUSE of anime

werewolfcub72 · Post by **werewolfcub72** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:55 pm

You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.

I actually do that....okay, not the necklace, but anytime someone says sit I fall down... I know, pathetic, but everyone of my friends thinks it's funny, so hey...

--You go looking in the woods for wolves, hoping you'll find a white one named Kiba.

--You go to school in an Japanese school girl uniform... if you're a guy, then the guy uniform...

--Whenever you see a well you jump into it, hoping you'll get transported to Feudal Japan.

--You walk around in a suit of armor and call yourself Alfonso Elric.

--Whenever someone hands you chalk you draw funny designs on the ground and say you're making a transmutation circle.

--You're saving up to go to Tokyo, Japan.

--You've written so many fan fics/fan art/amv's of anime that you've lost count...

--You randomly say things in Japanese, no matter how much it annoys your family/friends.

--You think that a wolf and a flower falling in love is perfectly normal.

--You're addicted to Pocky.

((I'm saying You a lot...))

--You own more Japanese songs than English.

--You wear contacts so your eyes are purple and dye your hair blue.

--You think you can do whatever you want with paper, like make it into a paper cran just with your mind.

--You think reality is so boring and perfer to not live in it.

--You name your dog InuYasha or Sesshomaru, and your cat Kirara.

--You think flea's can talk.

--You stay away from monks, in case they get any perverted ideas.

--You believe you are a rencaration of someone... you just haven't figured out who yet...

--You think that all pathetic loser guys are immortal, therefore you can hit them as many times as you want and there won't be any pernament dammage.

--You think all turtles can fly.

--How is it that we don't live on another planet already?!

--You think the Japanese exchange students that come to your school are hot, but are too afraid to ask them out...

--Actually, you perfer Japanese girls/boys to any other boy/girl... when it comes to wanting to date one.

--Your friends complain that you're so dramatic, but you're just acting like the people on anime...

--You're annoyed by the manga that is published the "normal" way: left-to-right.

--You've read more manga then actual books, and more anime than TV shows.

--You're teacher won't let you write your book report on your favorite manga...

--You carry around a giant cross and call yourself Nicholas D. Wolfwood.

--Everyone at school knows you own Love Hina and InuYasha manga and about 100 AMV's, and borrowed someone's Outlaw Star for a month because you never had time to watch it (why does my friend talk about me? Am I that interesting or what?! And why does everyone find it so interesting that I own Love Hina and want to borrow it from me? Hello, get your own Love Hina!)

--You develop crushes on anime characters.

--You perfer anime characters to real people.

--You hang a picture of a hot anime boy/girl above your bed.

--When asked to describe the perfect guy/girl, you describe your anime crush.

Alright, I think that's enough for now... What, I had nothing else to do!!! None of my friends are home. Get online, you stupid friends!!!!!!

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:25 pm

werewolfcub72 wrote: --You go to school in an Japanese school girl uniform... if you're a guy, then the guy uniform...

Or if you are aguy and wear a Japanese school girl's uniform, or the other way around.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:48 pm

I dunno, I went to a Catholic high school, and while the girls' uniform was different from Japanese, I thought the guys would easily pass for Japanese school kids

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Mon May 23, 2005 11:45 pm

-when you've talked about your addiction on many other forums.

-when you skimped out on a date to buy the box set

-when you feel comfortable cosplaying as a member of the opposite sex

-when you hug a cosplayer KNOWING (s)he's dressed as a member of the opposite sex

-(for the ladies) when you get excited seeing anything with tentacles

-When you will yaoi for fangirls

-when you recognize yaoi as a verb

-when you pay over $60 for a J-pop CD you later see at a convention for $10