Failed jobs of anime characters..

[EmilLang1000]

Ryouga Hibiki: Taxi Driver

Actually, he did damn well: $3,927,865 for a "cross-city" trip that ended up taking him from Tokyo to LA to Chicago to Philly and back again. The reason he got fired? It took him 5 weeks to find the garage and had to drop the car somewhere in Shanghai...

[KingSchwill]

Shounen Bat from Paranoia agent as the new batting coach for the Seattle Mariners
I can just see it now "So Ichiro, do you have any reason why you charged the mound and beat the angels pitcher to death before he even through his first pitch?"

[the vampire alucard]

Kuchiki Byakuya(bleach)-suicide hotline.
lol fastest suicide rate in hour ever lol

osaka(azumangdaioh)-bank teller
try waiting to see how line in waiting will take.

Zaraki Kenpachi(bleach)-marriage counsler
i dont think i need to say more just use ur imagination with this one.

[KingSchwill]

Lupin III Security agency

[Free Your Mind]

[quote="Millenear"]Ok, here goes. What job would you give to an anime character that they would hate and/or fail at, ie..

Faye Valentine=WalMart Greeter
'Welcome to WalMart, don't piss me off..'

LOL






Vegeta= Radio editor
"To bad there were f***ing swear words in the peice of S*** song,"

[KingSchwill]

how about anger managment with kazuma

[cholinms]

SGT Sagura: Security Gaurd for a childrens TV show.
Anyone that could get past his "security" would be safe from everyone but him.

Excel Excel: Brain Surgeon
Need I explain

Miaka(Fushigi Yugi): Eating disorder Role model

Naruto: Librarian

Sasuke: Family Violence Advocacy hotline opperator

Habuki Washu: Car designer for any major Car brand.
Her designs would abolish the use of fossil fuels and eventualy put the company out of business.

[yuppa]

hey peter.. rember the time you wanted to be a samurai?

peter:yeah....*back in the meji era.. peter has red hair and has a x scar on his face staring down a ninja*

Hey ninja ima kick your ass!

"no i do not think so BUTTOSAI!!

Peter: you said butt!! ninja cuts him in two* Aww crap.


(ok that wasnt anime. but i think its funny)

Luffy:Condom salesman.
Nami: policewoman
chopper:fursalesman
Zolo: barber

[Free Your Mind]

Goku: anything that makes him wear a tie and carry a briefcase.

Vegeta: Mall Santa.

Mugen: Ticket Agent at a bus terminal, which would get him fired and probably arrested.

Faye Valentine: Chuckie Cheese Waitress.

Miroku: Security Guard at Womens Lingerie Store, which he would be fired from on the first day.

Fuu: Hooters waitress.

lol

Vegeta: Ho Ho HO Merry fu**ing christmas now f***ing get off my lap"

[Bardiel13]

Gendo Ikari: Children's Show
[Welcome back to "Gendo & Friends!"] Gendo comes in dressed as a humanoid animal and gives the audiance his trademark glare. "Do not struggle, for it will all be over soon. Oh, yeah, before I forget- I hate you, Shinji.

Chikane: Professional Flute Player
[Conducter: "You put the flute to the lips on your mouth!]


Perfect job for Shinji: Emotive Rock Musician
[Shinji (Screaming/Singing into mic): I WANNA SLIT MY WRISTS, BECAUSE I HATE MY FATHER!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! MY MOM IS DEAD AND I'LL BITCH ALL I WANT!!! MY ROOMATE IS A ROYAL BITCH!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!