Failed Jobs of Anime Characters

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:34 am

Sephiroth: Grief Counseler

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:07 pm

From Hellsing:

Anderson as an Aerobics Instructor: A'right ya slobs, stand up friggin' straight for the love of the Almighty, or I'll smite all y' arses RIGHT NOW!

Alucard as an embalmer: *burrrrrp* Alright, this one's ready for makeup.

Integra as a marriage Counselor: Well, Mr. Wilson if you'd just understand that you're an ignorant whelp who is nothing without you're wife, then you'd be able to keep her happy, dolt!

Ceres as a grief counselor: Look, I don't know why you're so upset... I mean, look at my situation.

OTHERS:

Faye Valentine as a Suicide Hotline worker: So, why are you calling? Just do it, already!

Usagi as a Nasa Engineer: (singing) You put the purple wire to the red--BOOM!

NekoArts · Post by **NekoArts** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:16 pm

Lucy (from Elfen Lied) - Psychiatrist(spelling?)