If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:48 am

kzzzt!!

Today on goodmorning america we have a special guest!

Misato katsuragi! and her best friend courtney love!

MIsato! heyyyyy ereyboby whasssssshupp!hic! shorry m drunk! hahaha!!

well.. umm misato...how do you like our country?

Misato: Its fuckin great! all the secchs i can handle and booze i chan drink!
*she barfs and then stands up on the chair stripping*
Courtney: Damn....thats hot.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:24 pm

KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

*(Kagome's time) Kagome and Inuyasha stop in front of a "curb your dog, $100 penalty fine" sign*
Inuyasha: I wonder what that means. *stomach growls*
Inuyasha: I think I ate too much of your mom's food, Kagome..........
Kagome: Inuyasha, don't you dare! I am not cleaning up your shit!

KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika?
Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika?
Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika!
Chi: Chi!
Pikachu: Pika?
Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika?
Chi: Chi
Pikachu: Pika

Ash: Do you have any idea what they're saying?
Hideki: Yep! Here smoke some of this and you understand everything.
*Ash smokes some weed*
Ash: I had no idea that Pikachu had persacom fetish, and Chi thinks Pikachu is a goldfish. Dude you have one fucked up persacom.
Hideki: Kid, stress relief in a bag. *holds up stash*
Ash: I hear you man.

KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Lois: Peter, what the hell are you doing?
Peter: I'm cooking dinner.
Lois: Oh nnnnnno! Not after what happened last time!
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Peter: Pikachu, I choose you! Now get in the pot and bathe yourself in the marinade and sauce! We're having you for dinner!
Pikachu: Pika!?

*back away*
Peter: Come on, get in.
Pikachu: Pika!
Peter: I said get in! *tries to force Pikachu in*
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!! *shocks Peter*
Peter: AH! AH! AH!
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Lois: It took me a month to get that cooked flesh smell off of you.
Peter: Now I remember, but whatever happened to that rabbit?
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Stewie: Alright, you know the plan. Victory shall be ours!
Pikachu: Pika!

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:37 pm

KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika Pika?
Nyu: Nyu Nyu Nyu?
Chi: Chi?
Pikachu: Pika?
Nyu: Nyu Nyu!
Chi: Chi!
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika Pikachu!
Chi: Chi!
Nyu: Nyu Nyu Nyu Nyu Nyu!
Pikachu: Pika?
Chi: Chi?
Nyu: Nyu Nyu Nyu Nyu!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika!
Chi: Chi
Pikachu: Pika
Nyu: Nyu.

Kouta: Huh?
Hideki: *holds up stash to Kouta* Home grown stress relief.
Ash: "No Woman No Cry!"

KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

tyromaniac · Post by **tyromaniac** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:36 am

(scene with Naruto and Sasuke in a dark room.....
It is completely silent and they both have their eyes closed...
then, all of a sudden, they both open there eyes and start making had seals
But the camera is barely focusing on their hands, but mostly on their intensified faces.
Then the room lights up and they're shown having a thumb war
and Naruto has just been pinned.)

Naruto: SASUKE! You always beat me. Don't make me open a can of kyuubi on your ***.BELIEVE IT!
Sasuke: You're on....
(They both transform into Chidori and Rasengan form thing with naruto as Kyuubi and Sasuke as the Sharingan thing)
Then, Peter appears
Peter: Oh yeah? Well watch what I can do....
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAA...
(Peter starts to grow violent yellow hair that glows, but it doesn't stop growing.
It just keeps growing and growing until the entire scene is engulfed by his Super-Sayian hair and no one is visible)
Peter: hehe.....ewww a milk dud....
Naruto: ow!
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(Neon Genesis Evangelio)
Shinji's dad: Son, there is only one more angel left....defeat it and the world is saved
(Shinji enters the cockpit of his eva and both Rei and Asuka do the same, but in their own cockpits)
Shinji's thoughts: One more angel....what could it possibly be?
(They all are lauched to the surface where the city is in ruins)
Asuka: Where is the dam thing....
(suddenly, over the hill to the right, Peter appears)
Shinji: My god......the last angel.....It's huge....
(Asuka open fires on Peter, but all of her shots are absorbed by his stomach)
Peter: You aren't the hookers I ordered....
(Peter starts to do many unpleasant things to the Asuka's eva)
That's all I've got.....flame if you want....

Rev. Takahashi Fan · Post by **Rev. Takahashi Fan** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:03 pm

Death sprains his ankle again and is laid up at the griffins house:

Quagmire: Bartender a martini and a ruphy-colada.

Lucy: Nyu?
Lucy drinks ruphy-colada and collapses

Quagmire: heh heh alright!

Lucy: What are you doing?

Quagmire: what were in bed an gonna get to the gigity go.

Lucy: pervert *uses her hands to rip quagmire into several pieces

Quagmire: No don’t go

KZZZT

Shichibukai · Post by **Shichibukai** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:31 pm

Hm, let's give this a shot:

KSSHSHST

This time on Jerry Springer...
My Darling is a lech!

Jerry: Let's welcome Lum onto the set!

* Lum walks onto the stage

Jerry: Miss Lum, what is your issue?

Lum: Darling keeps flirting with other women, and he promised to be with me!

Jerry: Who is this "Darling" you speak of?

Lum: His real name is Ataru Moroboshi. I've been calling him 'Darling' for ages.

Jerry: Can you give us some examples of this?

Lum: Well, this one time, he was playing into Ryoko's tricks. Ataru went to her house, and tried to grab her hand after "flying" into the air.

* Crowd 'ooh's

Jerry: Who is this Ryoko you speak of?

Lum: She's Shutaro Mendo's sister. She has caused many problems for Darling and I.

Jerry: Let's bring Ataru Moroboshi onto the set, and see what he has to say.

* Ataru walks onto stage; crowd boos

Jerry: What do you think of Ryoko Mendo?

Ataru: Well, she's very ho-

* Lum shocks Ataru

*KZZT!* *Crackle crackle*

Ataru: ...

Jerry: Are you alright? Usually we just get punches thrown, not bolts of electricity.

Ataru: I'm kind of used to it, actually.

* Shutaro bursts through the doors, crowd gasps

Jerry: Who the hell are you?

Shutaro: I'm Shutaro Mendo. I heard that Moroboshi was coming on Jerry Springer. When I turned on the TV, I heard him mention my sister's name. I came here to set him straight.

Jerry: Okay, then. Grab a seat.

* Shutaro ignores this; He whips out his katana and tries to slash Ataru, but Ataru blocks the blade as usual

* Crowd gasps

Shutaro: Are you planning to go near my sister again, Moroboshi? If you do, I will not hesitate to make you into mincemeat.

Ataru: You're all bark and no bite, you know that, Mendo?

Shutaro: As I gouge your eyes out with this sword, you will eat your words, Moroboshi. That way, you won't be able to see ANY women!

Ataru: Oh? You can't see any women when you're in the dark, either!

* Ataru throws a temple bell on Shutaro

Shutaro: Waaah! It's dark, it's cramped! I'm scared!

* Crowd gasps

Lum: We're not getting anywhere...

Ataru: Who says I want to get anywhere? I'm fine the way I am.

Lum: Fine? If you call 'going after every woman' you see to be 'fine', then sure, you're perfectly fine.

Ataru: Correct.

* Shutaro breaks out of the bell

Shutaro: Moroboshi....it's time to d-d-d-d-ddddd...

Ataru: Duel?

* Shutaro drinks some water

Shutaro: No, you fool. It's time to DIE!

Ataru: Psh, you say that to me ALL the time.

Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry folks, we're all out of time. Man, this is going nowhere.

Yok/0 · Post by **Yok/0** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:53 am

First time so forgive me.

Louis: Peter, did you use ur 401k to buy the whole set of Sanford and Son? Why Do you spend on your money so stupidly?

Peter: I haven't spent All my money so carelessly, Hell, Just yesterday I paid big Bucks for Meg's Ninja Classes.

Another Flashback

Location: bath house

Jiraiya: Did you find me a fine inspiration Naruto?

Naruto: Well She was the only one that said she would come.

Jiraiya: Let me see this for myself. (looks through whole to see the female side of the bath house)

(Scene: Meg in a towl and Jiraiya collapes with Disgust)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:36 am

KZZZZZT

Announcer: How many of watch this thing called Anime? Do you ever wonder what really happens on the sets of you favorite Anime? Let's find out.

*BLEEP*

Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon, we will punch you!
Sailor Mercury: Wait a minute! Did you just say "punch"?
Sailor Moon: I did? *laughs*

*BLEEP*

Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon, we will..........
Sailor Mars: *cell phone rings*
Sailor Moon: Alright! Whose phone is it!?

Sailor Mars: Mine! *answer phone*
Sailor Moon: *starts to bitch slap Mars repeatedly* WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING YOUR PHONE ON MISSIONS?
Sailor Mars:

I'm sorry ma'am I wont do it again!

*BLEEP*

Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon, we will..........
Sailor Jupiter and Venus: MMMMMMMMMMM *making out*
Sailor Moon: What Now!?
Sailor Neptune: Look at them go!
Sailor Uranus: And I thought we were the....................
Sailor Neptune: Looks like the got us beat.

KZZZZZT

onetrueparadise · Post by **onetrueparadise** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:36 am

i think think that would be very funny lol

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 pm

KZZZZZT

Announcer: Once again, it's time for those Anime BLOOPERS!
Announcer: Remember that show about that guy and that robot girl. Oh yeah, Chobits! Here's something that the directors didn't want you to see.

*BLEEP*

Hideki: *playing with Chi's power switch*
Chi on.
Chi:...............
Hideki: Chi off.
Chi:...............
Hideki: Chi on.
Chi:...............
Hideki: Chi off.
Chi:...............

*BLEEP*

Announcer: Sexual harrassment anyone? Here an outake from from that smash hit Fullmetal Alchemist!

*BLEEP*

*A frustrated Winry hits Ed with her wrench*
Ed: HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Winry: That's for waiting so long to come and for worrying me half to death!
Ed: I gave you that wrench for your birthday and all you do is hit me with it. I'm sorry, but I already told you.............
Winry: You are such a jerk.
Ed: You idiot, I was................
Winry: Shrimp! *moves in closer*
Ed: Wrench weilding psychopath! *moves in closer*
Winry: State Runt! *moves in closer*
Ed: Automail nuttcase! *moves in closer*
Winry: Alchemy freak! *face to face*
Ed & Winry: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MMMMMM. *making out, fall to floor and...................................*

*BLEEP*

Announcer: Get a room! That's all that the time we have for today folks, we see you all next time. *attatches car battery and jumper cables to tongue and dies from electricution*