Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

DDR Queen · Post by **DDR Queen** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:49 am

A1: Asuka bet him he wouldn't cut himself.
A2: Obviously he did. But he cut too deep and died. Making it so much easier for Asuka to claim her prize.

Q: Where does Asuka keep the penis?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:23 am

A. In the freezer.

Q. Since it's way to cold to use for the obvious reason, what else does she use it for?

prYzm · Post by **prYzm** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:22 am

A: a door knocker, while frozen its hard enough

Q: whos door does she use it for?

Big Dumb Face · Post by **Big Dumb Face** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:04 pm

A: The door to her heart. Shinji always held the key to her heart, and if you wanna get in there, you're gonna have to tweak you some shinji dick. Such is the nature of her madness.

Q: If Shinji's manhood is Asuka's doorknocker, what does hse use for a doorbell, and what does it sound like?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:31 pm

A. Rei right breast, which she one in a game of checkers, which sounds like an old 1940's car horn.

Big Q. What's the door knob?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:51 pm

A: Gendo's knob.

Q: How did she manage to win THAT?

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:07 pm

A: She didn't have to, Rei stole it a long time ago.

Q: How did Asuka get it away from Rei?

prYzm · Post by **prYzm** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:55 am

A: she won it in double or nothing at checkers

Q: What did Rei bet in the NEXT game of double or nothing to get her breast and Gendo's knob back?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:52 pm

A. Remastered DBZ boxsets, a pile of Naruto manga and Kaji's hair.

Q. who won?

Rapture** · Post by Rapture** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:18 pm

A. Rei won,because Asuka was too distracted by staring at Naruto manga covers,and didn't notice when Rei was cheating.

Q. What did Asuka do when she noticed that Rei has won,and taken all the prizes?