Chi Chi: I'm out back!
*Bulma finds Chi Chi*
Bulma: Hey Chi Chi! What's up?
Chi Chi: Same old, same old.
Bulma: I hear that.
*Bulma sees Chi Chi exercising*
Bulma: Chi Chi, are you practicing Yoga?
Chi Chi: Yep, and Tai Chi.
Bulma: What for? You in great shape. Look how fast you regained your figure after you had Gohan. What do you need to lose weight for?
Chi Chi: I'm not doing this to lose weight. Oh no! I'm simply preparing myself.
Bulma: For what, may I ask?
Chi Chi: For Goku. When he came home from training with Gohan, all Super-Saiyan like, he's had a different presence about him.
Bulma: How so?
Chi Chi: Well that night while we were sleeping, he rolled over and his hand landed right in between my legs
Bulma: Yeah, and...............
Chi Chi: and all of asudden I started to get all hot, wet, and horny, and oooh, it felt so good! It was like a sudden rush! Lucky me, Gohan was staying at Master Roshi's.
Bulma: And don't tell me, Goku slept throught the whole thing?
Chi Chi: Yeah
The entire time his hand never moved a muscle. I had to take his hand off of me before I went insane.Bulma: All that because one touch!
You go girl!Chi Chi: Yeah, but before I took his hand off, I kinda slid it down my panties......... and guided one of his fingures, and..................
Bulma:
CHI CHI! Girl, you must have been in Heaven! 
Chi Chi: Oh Yeah!
That's why I've been doing Yoga and Tai Chi to ready myself. Bulma: You want the full blown experience, don't you?
Chi Chi: You know it!
Bulma: Come to think of it Vegeta should be home sometime next week from his training. Chi Chi, how about you come over to my place and we can practice together. I even have a few toys that we can use.
Chi Chi: Toys?
Bulma: You'll see.
Twas the night before the Cell Games
And two married couples, in their respective homes, had a very long night[/list]
Rei Ayanami 
