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Post by yuppa » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:47 pm

A: the rest of them were out gang raping Launch, and generaly being assholes :twisted:

Q:What would Nami's reaction be if ONE piece.. was ACTUALLY ONE piece?
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Post by megaman917 » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:27 pm

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Nami: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I SPENT ALL THIS TIME TRAVELING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! PUTTING MY LIFE IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUTTING UP WITH THAT ANNOYING ASS LAUGH OF YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!! I EVEN RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE!!!!!!!!!! AND NOT TO MENTION PUTTING UP WITH THA JACKASS SWORDSMAN AND THAT PUNK ASS SLINGSHOT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST FOR THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE.....................

ZOLLO AND OOSAP: GRAB HER BEFORE SHE KILLS HIM

LUFFY: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N-N-NAMI I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!

NAMI: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUFFY: *gulp*

ZOLLO: Nami, why don't you just kiss him already. You know you like him.

*Nami blushes and storms off and is very frustrated*
/commercial break/

Q: We're now back from commercial break. What happens next?
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Post by EvaXephon » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:38 pm

A. Hentai scene that the directors forgot to edit out.

Q. How much hentai could a hentai hentai if a hentai could hentai hentai?
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Post by Bulghod » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:40 pm

A:5 times in the mouth
3 times in the ass
27 times in the reproductive organs

Q: why do they NEVER use a condom in hentai?

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Post by oldwrench » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:52 pm

A. (Don't they?)Because they can never produce to much anime.

Q. What kind of "bug" was Hoi Hoi San programmed not to kill?
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Post by BlueDragonGirl1 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:52 pm

My guess would be the lady bug. ?????????????
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Post by EmilLang1000 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:17 pm

Q: Which would win in a dogfight: Luke in his X-Wing, Rick Hunter in the Skull One, or Heero Yui in Bird Mode of the Zero?
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Post by Merm » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:20 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q: Which would win in a dogfight: Luke in his X-Wing, Rick Hunter in the Skull One, or Heero Yui in Bird Mode of the Zero?
A: Zero. It has a bigger gun. A REALLY big gun.

Q: How come no one ever notices the robot?
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Post by Tainted_Eden » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:30 pm

A: Because it's never suspected.

Q: What would happen if boy Ranma met girl Maze, and then quite suddenly it started to rain and quickly turned into night?
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Post by Anime2Envy » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:50 pm

A: We would have a whole new type of Hentai... Wait,no we would'nt.

Q: How come the Amercians in R.O.D are such Pussys?

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