funny anime questions

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:21 pm

A: It just goes to show how much the rest of the world hates America. + They saw a tape of the paper sisters in action, and Anita was very pissed off and beating the shit out of everyone.

Q: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE "BADDEST BITCH" BATTLE ROYALE! INTRODUCING FIRST FROM NGE, ASUKA LAHNGLEY SORYU! FROM NGE, MISATO KATSURAGI! FROM DB/Z/GT, CHI-CHI. FROM DB/Z/GT, BULMA! FROM ONE PIECE, NAMI! FROM SAMURAI CHAMPLOO, FUU!, FROM R.O.D., ANITA KING! (side note: Anita is a few years older than she was in the series), FROM R.O.D. NENENE SUMIRIGAWA, FROM COWBOY BEBOP, FAYE VALENTINE!

/*commercial break*/
(during the break more bitches, from many more anime, including ones I have yet to see, enter the arena all preped for the battle royale)
/*commercial break ends*/

FROM GUNDAM SEED, KAGALI AUTHA! AND FINALY FROM GUNDAM SEED, FLAY ALLSTER!

Ding, Ding, Ding. The bell rings and battle royale begins. Hands, finger nails, and clothes (including some bras & panties) are flying every where.
What happens? Who wins and how? Then write:
"HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE BADDEST ANIME BITCH, FROM (name the anime here), (character"s name)!!!!!!!!!!

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:37 am

A. And the winner is Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop by a landslide(which is the censored for her sneaking in her uzi OZ style).

Q. If you got J to fight Canti(blue) who'd win?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:21 pm

A: If by J, you mean the character from Men In Black, I'd have to go with him; they'd probably be buddy-buddy, Canti gettin' him Hustlers and all, but as soon as J sees the robot eating the 12-year-old kid, out comes the Noisy Cricket and there goes the robo's TV-head.

Q: What exactly's with the Japanese and tentacles?

Anime2Envy · Post by **Anime2Envy** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:11 pm

A: Real answer: back during the 70's they were banned from showing penises in their porn, so they switched to the next best thing, tentacles!

Fake answer: Who needs one? The real answer is funny enough!

Q: How come Genma (Ranma’s father) has never been arrested for child abuse?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:32 pm

A:
Genma: "Look! What's that!?"
(Points at something in the distance. Pigs turn around to see what it is)
"Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Secret Technique: FAST BREAK!"
(Genma does a one-eighty and runs like a bat outta hell.)
"Works every time!"

Q:What type of Martial Arts competition HAVEN'T they done in Ranma?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:33 pm

because the judicial system is too busy with Goku's neglectful ways towards Gohan.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:35 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:A: If by J, you mean the character from Men In Black, I'd have to go with him; they'd probably be buddy-buddy, Canti gettin' him Hustlers and all, but as soon as J sees the robot eating the 12-year-old kid, out comes the Noisy Cricket and there goes the robo's TV-head.

Q: What exactly's with the Japanese and tentacles?

Methinks Shanko was refering to J from Heat Guy J, and methinks it would be a stalemate.

To answer your question
A: The top 10 reasons why the Japanese like tentacles so much:
10. Octopus and Squid are considered delacasies.
09. Having extra hands to help with the groceries and around the house.
08. Having extra hands in a fight.
07. To see someone get drawn and quartered by one being.
06. To see more than one person get drawn and quartered by one being.
05. To see a girl get every part of her body violated at the same time.
04. To see more than one girl get every part of her body violated at the same time.
03. To see a girl get fucked (I mean violated) in three places at once.
02. To see more than one girl get fucked (I mean violated) in three places at once.
AND THE #1 REASON IS:
01. It makes for better hentai/porn.

Q: Umm..................................uhhh.......................eh fuck it, I got nothing. Thread open.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:42 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q:What type of Martial Arts competition HAVEN'T they done in Ranma?

DAMN MY SLOWNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: I have yet to see Ranma but I'm guessing it's Fuck-Kwan-Doh a.k.a. Sexcraft as practiced by Miko Mido.

Q: As open as Miko Mido's.................uh everything.

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:18 am

Q: Nyar, would you rather be Tenshi and stuck with beautiful, but fucking annoying, chicks? Or would you rather be Keniichi, stuck with the love of your life and her two "annoying" sisters. (I like Skuld and Urd. ^.^)

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:01 pm

A. i'd go for Tenchi's position for several reasons and not because theres 6, well actually 5 women(unless Tenchi is a freak), living with 2 annoying sisters myself i know how much hell that can be, even worst there your g/f's and you cant go and club them when you need to.

Q. where do you think Haruko came from if she's not from Earth?