What Anime Characters Would Never Say

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:26 pm

Tetsou: Does this cape make me look fat?

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:27 pm

Esacaflowne
Hitomi: Beam me up, Scotty!

Samurai Champloo
Mugen: My Fuu, you look lovely today. I would be remiss in my duties if I were to not protect such a beautiful lady.

Jin: What the hell does a sunflower smell like, anyway?

GoldenGundam · Post by **GoldenGundam** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:14 am

Shinji: "Road trip!"

Koga: "You're right, InuYasha, roses do smell pretty."

Zaxafel · Post by **Zaxafel** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:36 am

Demon Eyes Kyo: "Oh Yuna, i just cant get enough of that kimono, where on earth did you buy it?"

Vash: "Well, i seem to have the sudden urge to rape and pillage, whos with me?"

Alucard: "Violence is for p*ssies."

Spike: "Hey Ed, why dont you round up Ein and we can have a 3 way shag fest."

Kaivy · Post by **Kaivy** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:11 pm

Bulma: I'm hideously ugly and no man would ever want me!

Vegeta: I love being called veggie-chan.

Goku: My wife is a bitch.

Chi-Chi: Gohan I forbid you to study!!

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:53 pm

Spike: Julia? Sorry, you got the wrong number.

Jet: No, no, no.. It's right kick then pirouette. Mon dieu.

Kasumi: Cook it yourself, bitch!

Mr. Tendo: Screw this, I'm marrying Ranma, Saotome!

Bakura_Lover · Post by **Bakura_Lover** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:57 pm

Brock: Screw the bitches, I'm becoming gay!
Misty: Yea i know i'm the uglyst girl in the world

Ash: Fuck pokemon why do we need 'em anyway?!

Alacardsreign · Post by **Alacardsreign** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:09 am

Hellsing
Alucard:Maybe I should wear more black
Alucard:I look like a pimp don't I?
Alucard:Don't hurt me!

Alucard:What to do... What to do? Maybe donate to charity.
Alucard:You actually killed me.

Vandread
Hibiki:Damn these ladies are fine!
Hibiki:"Meia you have a nice ass"
Hibiki:Jura your boobs are freaken huge! And you look hella slutty.
Jura:Thanks
Jura:I don't care about combining.
Jura:Barnet I know your a lesbian so why don't we get it on and not just make people think otherwise.
Hibiki:Dita your flat as a board.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed:Maybe we should leave mom dead and think about the future.
Al:Get some backbone you worm!
Major Armstrong:Maybe I'll keep the shirt on?
Nina:I know what your doing father and I don't like it.
Major Hughs(hopefully spelt right):Maybe I shouldn't trust that humunculus that's going to obviously kill me?

Scar:I'll team up with Edward Elric and destroy the military... I mean save everyone.
DBZ
Goku:Ka Me Ha Me AAAACHHHOOOO!*sniffs*

Zaxafel · Post by **Zaxafel** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:41 am

Chrono Crusade
Chrono: "Now ill just put these horns back on and get to rampaging like the good old days"
Azmaria: "Blood and guts, i wanna see more blood and guts!!!"
Ion: "Oh sh*t, i grabbed the wrong pandamonium head on the way to work today"

Evangellion
Shinji: "Miss Misato, could i have a beer?"
Shinji: "Suck it b****!"
Asuka: "Its true, im just a dirty tramp at heart"

Berserk
Guts: "I like cake and icecream and rainbows and clouds and......"
Griffith: "Bah, this dream sucks, i think ill find a new one....how about a hotdog vender?"

Alacardsreign · Post by **Alacardsreign** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:03 pm

Alucard would win hands down