Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:07 am

KagomeSakuraMoon wrote:are you trying to say that ppl aren't raped?! wtf?

I'm saying that the video is using CARTOON CHARACTERS.

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:10 am

aielI_Ileia wrote:
KagomeSakuraMoon wrote:are you trying to say that ppl aren't raped?! wtf?

I'm saying that the video is using CARTOON CHARACTERS.

Are you insinuating that cartoons aren't real? Now I KNOW you're lying... :/

Tails_Prower_Fairy · Post by **Tails_Prower_Fairy** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:26 am

From Yu Gi Oh Manga:

Millenium World Issue 27 (I have the link here But I am not sure if post it here

)

Jonouchi: 'Sup Yugi?

Yugi: Oh...Good Morning Jonouchi.

Jonouchi: What's goin' on? You look pretty tired.
Did you sleep?

Yugi: There was a lot of going last night.

Jonouchi: What do you mean "A lot"?
Oh, "A lot", I get it!

Uh, speaking of that...could you give me back that video
I lent you?
I finally get my VCR fixed so...

Yugi: Huh?....
...Video?

Jonouchi: Y'know... *he whispers to Yugi's ear*
The one with the....

*Yugi gets blush*

Yugi: Oh!TH-THAT VIDEO!

Tails_Prower_Fairy · Post by **Tails_Prower_Fairy** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:36 am

Manga Issue 30 (if somebody wants the link of these mangas just pm me)

Pharaoh Atemu: BAKURA!!GET YOUR FOOT OFF THAT BODY!

Thief Bakura: So ... Finally got your butt off the throne..."Great Pharaoh"...

I love this one,

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:56 pm

That's it. Class is now back in session.

Today's Lesson:Effective Misdirection

Dita: HEY MR. ALIEN!
Hibiki: Yeah. What is it?
Dita:

Remember that promise you made me? How you would come and visit my room?
Hibiki: Not that again!
Dita: If you do you, I'll whip up some of my special desserts.
Peaches & Cream
Cookies & Milk
My special homemade pie with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
and much much more.
Hibiki: *mouth watering* Why don't you fix them up in the kitchen like every like everyone else?
Dita: I don't anyone else to learn my secret recipe + I can only fix these desserts in my room.
*Misty enters the hallway*
Misty: Ah ha! So that's what you two have been up to! Dita, I heard everything, and now I'm gonna tell everybody.
Dita: Misty, don't tell anyone, please?
Hibiki: What's the big deal. We're eating dessert, right?

Misty: Why shouldn't I?
Dita: I'll let you join us. You can feed him your special desserts.
Misty:

Hibiki: All this just for dessert?

Oh well!
Dita: Let's go get the fruit and whipped cream from the kitchen before Jura and Barnette use them all up.

Misty:

Now class, what was Dita & Misty thinking of, and what was Hibiki thinking of at this time?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:04 pm

NARUTO:

hmmmm...

SAKURA: What is it Naruto?

NARUTO: I was just thinking... if I combined Kage Bushin and Sexy no Jutsu, and slept with it... would it be gay sex or masturbation?

SAKURA:

... wait... if I slept with it, would it be lesbianism or straight sex?

NARUTO:

... what if it, you, and I slept together... would it be guy-guy-girl, or girl-girl-guy?

BOTH: Let's find out!!!

(Note: given what's been happening in the Manga recently, this isn't too out of the question... at least the Naruto-Sakura thing)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:01 am

Naruto

Sakura: Sasuke, I'm a very delicate flower and I really need you to help me blossom.

Sasuke: I don't even think my Sharingan eyes will be able to help with this one.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:13 am

*Kakashi steps in as sexy silver haired female thinking "god bless this Sharigan eye"

Fem-Kakashi: I'll help....FLYING FINGER JUTSU!....of Pleasure

bruceleescorpse · Post by **bruceleescorpse** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:27 am

Al Elric: "I'm feeling hard, paticularly below the belly, & between the theighs!"

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Wed May 03, 2006 1:33 pm

Yukinari Sasaki: "There's no denying it, I love girls!!!"

Best quote to end an anime EVAR!!!