funny anime questions

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:46 pm

A: Can't you just wait a few weeks for the anime based on that game to come out?

Q: Why does almost no one use the Tezuka style of anime anymore?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:32 pm

A: After that failure "Astro Boy" who would want to?

Q: What is Goku really doing whenever he leaves Chi-Chi for years at a time?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:24 pm

A: Looking for his illegitimate son:

Strong family resemblence, yah?

Q: Why do Oni-Aliens (Urusei Yatsura) lose their powers when they lose their horns?

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:45 pm

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q: Why do Oni-Aliens (Urusei Yatsura) lose their powers when they lose their horns?

A: Well, at least with Lum, its easy to understand; without the lightning rods ("horns") to collect electricity, she has no way to re-charge her batteries.

Q: What's the LD-50 (human) of LBZ videos?

[LD-50: Dose that will kill 50% of those exposed]

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:57 pm

A:
10 = interested.
20 = boring.
30 = insanity.
40 = rabid insanity (a staight jackect and a muzzle will be needed)
45 = hospitalization.
50 = brain damage or death.
Maybe there should be a rules against it it.

Q: What would happen if Shinji wasn't such a pussy?

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:16 pm

A: WOW. The second time (At least I've seen) since this questions asked. Can't yins pick on other weak Anime characters?!

Anyway, the show would probably have him and Asuke either killing each other or falling madly in love.

Q: What other weak characters are in Anime that are male?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:21 pm

A: every uke (catcher) in every yaoi EVER!

Q: How many hardcore yuri titles are out and why aren't there more?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:47 pm

A: There are just as many yuri titles out there, but the Japanese like to keep most of it for themselves. That's the only logical explanation.

Q: I guess some you didn't like my previous question. Here's a better one:
What would Pokemon be like if Ash weren't such a whiny little bitch?

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:55 am

megaman917 wrote:Q: I guess some you didn't like my previous question. Here's a better one:
What would Pokemon be like if Ash weren't such a whiny little bitch?

A: It'd start something like "f--- keeping these damn things in balls. What fun is that? Where'd I leave that BBQ sauce?"

Q: Does Pikachu taste more like chicken or beef?

Zaphod_Beeblebrox · Post by **Zaphod_Beeblebrox** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:31 am

A: chicken, everything tastes like chicken.

Q: open