funny anime questions

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:46 pm

Q: Why do almost all 'beshiounen', outside of fighting animes - thank you DBZ and YuYu - look like (to quote Ahnold) "Tiny little weakingly girly-men?"

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:36 pm

A: To bring in a female audience and to start doujinshi revolutions. ^^; It does work though...

Q: Water is to Ranma as Vinegar is to...

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:48 pm

A: Fried Pikachu. Mmmm mmmm good!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is it that Mika from Gungrave was the only character on the entire series, aside from kid Harry and kid Brandon, with those 'anime famous' big eyes?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:56 pm

A. an over exposure to anime.

Q. anyone know a good pokemon recipe.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:58 pm

megaman917 wrote:Q: Why is it that Mika from Gungrave was the only character on the entire series, aside from kid Harry and kid Brandon, with those 'anime famous' big eyes?

Sorry for the double post. Let me rephrase this question.

Q: On Gungrave why were there so few characters with those 'anime trademarked' big eyes?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:17 pm

Q: On Gungrave why were there so few characters with those 'anime trademarked' big eyes?

Truthful Aswer: Big eyes, to the Japanese and many cultures abroad, represent innocence - thus children, whom are usually innocent by nature - have big eyes, as do those whom are innocent or naive in character.

BS Answer: Because it's too much like Trigun already.
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Q: anyone know a good pokemon recipe.

A: Magikarp Sushi served ontop of rice with Pikachu-brand Soy Sauce, with a side of Bulba-Caeser salad, some FarFetch'd Foie Gras as an appetizer, and topped off with a healthy heapin' helpin' of Pikachu Rump Roast a la Flambe, grilled over an open Charizard's mouth. With with red or white whine.
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Q: Who would win in a three-way Samurai Katana fight - Jack, Mugen, or Kenshin?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:17 pm

Super Shanko wrote:Q. anyone know a good pokemon recipe.

A: 1 spoon of sugar, 1 cup of vinegar, 1 pound of flour, your own marinade, 1 live Pikachu, 1 baseball bat, 1 meat hammer, 1 hair clippers, some salt, some pepper, a few lemons or limes, some lemon pepper, and some cooking oil.

How to make fried or baked Pikachu:
First take your baseball bat or hammer and wack the unsuspecting Pikachu one time upside its head.
Take the hair clippers and shave the dead Pikachu clean.
Use the vinegar.
Now marinade your Pikachu (use the sugar, salt, pepper, lemon pepper, lemons, limes, etc.)
If you're gonna fry your Pikachu; roll it around in the flour, heat up your frying pan, and fry that bitch until ready to serve. (keep your bat or hammer ready in case that sum bitch ain't dead)
If you're bake your Pikachu; preheat your oven to 500 degrees, and bake for about 20-40 minutes.
Add your decorations and serve.

Please disregard my last question.
Q: Any more Pokemon recipes?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:30 pm

Q: Who would win in a three-way Samurai Katana fight - Jack, Mugen, or Kenshin?

A: "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE SAMURAI SHOWDOWN. ITRODUCING FIRST FROM SAMURAI JACK, SAMURAI JACK! FROM SAMURAI CHAMPLOO, MUGEN!, AND FROM SAMURAI X, KENSHIN HIMURA" (each of them comes out to entrance music to their respective series) The bell ring and the swords a drawn.

OMG MUGEN JUST SUCKER PUNCHED JACK! JACK IS DOWN! NOW MUGEN IS GOING ONE ON ONE WITH KENSHIN!! OMG THEY'RE GOING BACK ANE FORTH!! WHAT A FIGHT! WAIT JACK IS GETTING BACK UP!

Q: WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL BREAK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE REST OF THIS AWSOME FIGHT!!!!!!!
(in other words TO BE CONTINUED. the next person should continue this fight and either put an end to this fight and declare a winner or say 'TO BE CONTINUED' as their question and pass it to the next person to either continue or end it)

Vashy Dashy · Post by **Vashy Dashy** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:46 pm

A: katana fight nice. fuck it. mugen would kill them all he's crazy enough to do it.

Q: IN .HACK legend of twilight bracelet who would win? Shugo or Lord Baumon?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:13 am

A. Baumon because he has wings, and 2 feet over Shugo.

Q. who'd win between Shugo party and Sora's party?