funny anime questions

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:24 pm

A: The Lion King... except there would be fleshy cannons and nasty abominations and at least ONE PERSON would be gutted in the end... Don't get me started on The Lion King 2!

Q: Speaking of Osamu Tezuka, what would Astroboy be like if ot were made by today's modern GAINAX?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:26 pm

A: Alice in Wonderland, and for a quick summary of what it would be like...
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Q: What is?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:26 pm

damn too late.

Zaphod_Beeblebrox · Post by **Zaphod_Beeblebrox** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:52 pm

Bardiel13 wrote:Q: Speaking of Osamu Tezuka, what would Astroboy be like if ot were made by today's modern GAINAX?

A: A much shorter series, but at the same time with a heavily disguised meaning something to do with machines becoming alive and all that stuff a la GITS

Q: Open

Sethor · Post by **Sethor** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:09 pm

(kinda random just wanted to point this out)
Have you ever noticed taht every scooby-doo episode would be just 1-2 minutes long if somone just bought a gun?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:29 pm

A: Now imagine if it were Scooby holding the gun. At the end of every episode he'd say "REVER MIND ROO U ROUGHT I WAS. RI'M SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, BITCH!

" Then he pulls the trigger and you hear the gunshot.

Q: What would it be like if Scooby Doo were originally an anime?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:30 pm

megaman917 wrote:A: Now imagine if it were Scooby holding the gun. At the end of every episode he'd say "REVER MIND ROO U ROUGHT I WAS. RI'M SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, BITCH! " Then he pulls the trigger and you hear the gunshot.

Q: What would it be like if Scooby Doo were originally an anime?

sorry about that.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:28 pm

Answer to MMs question, the girls would be look better, the monsters would look better and it would be funnier when Shag and Scoob get scared.

Q. Why is it that the sexiest/hottest/most beautiful looking girl is the one that makes the best/strongest/most superior android? Antonia on Heat Guy J is a very good example.

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:11 pm

A: Humans like Symmetry, therefore symmetrical people are good-looking. Symmetry also lends one to be faster, and subsequently more agile. Girls are more streamlined, also, as guys' muscles would get in the way and be less air resistant. Now, with all this hardware flying around, you have to ask yourself: where's the power source. Well, as a rule of thumb, the stronger the bot, the more power it needs, and what better a place to put the batteries than in the boobs, with the hiney as a backup generator? Thus, the stronger the bot, the bigger the bust.

To put it simply, it only makes sense logically.

That, and the guys that created them are such tech-geniuses it's only natural that they'd be completely sexless geeks, so MAKING hot babes that can kick every other B!tch that dumped their butts or turned them down is their only available option.

Q: Why does it seem that the most powerful spells, attacks, etc. always have the shortest or most easily said names (Kamehameha), but the weakest ones always have the longest, most arduously-said names in history (Sankontetssuou)?

animefanatic2 · Post by **animefanatic2** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:22 pm

Cause they want you to be to busy trying to figure out what they just said, to notice how much the attack sucks.

Why is it that people in animé always fall in love with people that they hate? (ex: Inuyasha and Kagome) And then, just when u think that they will always follow that rule, u get a show that beaks it? (ex:Teen Titans with Raven and Beast Boy)

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