What Anime Characters Would Never Say

76 · Post by 76 » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:25 pm

vegeta: I'll will crush you and .... I'm bored, see ya'

goku: whoa she's HOT,damn come here woman

bulma: *slap* shut up bitch

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:03 am

Chrno Crusade

Chrno: "Hey Rossette, I'm running off with Azmaria. Wish us well. Oh and I'm going to be using my true form I hope you don't mind."

kelebsil · Post by **kelebsil** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:28 am

Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust

The Hand:"You're not so bad after all,you just dress bad."

76 · Post by 76 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:36 pm

sango- OH don't stop!
miroku- your wish is my command

inuyasha-hey take off those clothes
kagome-okay!

inuyasha- DIE KIKYO

ash kechum- *boom* that'll teach you to shock me pikachu

pinky75910 · Post by **pinky75910** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:23 pm

FMA: Winry: What's this doo-hickey doo? I think I broke a nail.

76 · Post by 76 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:38 am

vegeta: your perty

fma's ED: you know what I like bein' short

fma's AL: screw humanity I'm imortal!

inuyasha: boobs

naruto: sasuke you beat me fair and sqair(misspelled)

sakura: naruto I lov U screw U sasuke

kakashki: forget being a jonin I want to be a dancer and perform on stage

ash kechum: yes, yes DIE DIE

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:52 am

Elfen Lied

Lucy: I...I'm sorry I ever hurt anyone...

Koata slaps Lucy knocking her down

Koata: Damn straight your sorry, now your gonna be a whole lot sorrier when I'm through wit 'chu!

Koata pulls his belt off his pants, and begins to mercilessly whip Lucy

Lucy: Please stop... Help... someone... anyone... why are you doing this Koata I love you.

Koata: WOMAN! Don't ever talk back to a man ol' you regret it.

the Black Monarch · Post by **the Black Monarch** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:12 pm

Shinji: So you're telling me that you want me to save this hot girl's life, pilot a giant killer robot, kick that giant monster thing's ass, and save the world?
Gendo: Yeah, pretty much.
Shinji: Cool!

Misato: No, I'm not a pedophile...

Shinji: Wow, I am one cool-ass motherfucker. Why am I so awesome?

Rei: Wow Shinji, you really are a spineless, self-hating pussy. Gendo is so much cooler than you are!

Asuka: Wow Shinji, you're SO much cooler than Kaji is!

Asuka: Ack, I can't beat this angel all by myself! Rei, Shinji, help me!

Maya: Sorry Dr. Akagi, but I only like the cock. Okay Kaji, your place or mine?

Kaji: Sorry (Misato/Ritsuko/Maya/whoever), but I only like girls half my own age. Okay Asuka, your place or mine?

Asuka: Sorry Kaji, but I'm only interested in guys my own age. Okay Toji, your place or mine?

Toji: Sorry Misato, but I only like girls my own age. Okay class rep, your place or mine?

Kaworu: Sorry Shinji, but I only like the pussy. Okay hordes of drooling fangirls, your place or mine?

Ritsuko: Where's the "any" key?

asrrin29 wrote:Asuka: I give up Shinji, you can do it with me

Actually, she DID say something to that effect in EoE... or at least Shinji had a hallucination of her saying it...

asrrin29 wrote:Rei Ayanami: anything with emotion...

You mean like the two times she cried? Or the time she hit Shinji out of anger? Or the times she blushed? Christ, did you watch that show AT ALL?

Bardiel13 wrote: Gendo: Kozo, come look at this. It seems 2nd Lieutenant Ibuki and Doctor Akagi are having sexual relations in the Pribnow Box.
Fuyutsuki: *nods* Yes, quite.

Actually, I could totally see that happening

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:43 pm

Any OZ character in Gundam Wing: You know what? I can't do this anymore... Quinze... I'm sorry, man, but you just scare the fuck outta me.

Heero: In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!
(And just when you though this was a one-liner...)
Enemy Soldier: Punish me, I've been baaaad!

Wolfwood: All hail the Great Satan!

Shinji: You scratched my EVA... YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!*
*quote from I Was a Teenage EVA Pilot

Bardiel13: Out of all the Angels I like best... Tabris takes the cake.

76 · Post by 76 » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:29 am

heero: thanks duo you really know how to pic up chicks that "how U doing" line works like a charm

kagome: work that sword! inuyasha

sango: you dumb ass miroku the beads fell off while you were rubing my butt *scloshshplu*

miroku: NOOO SANGO *puts wind tunnel to own fore-head* *sblump*

kagome:whered miroku and sango go?

inuyasha: I don't know, heres her boomerang and his staff but where are they? and whats this crader in the ground...... ahh they must'v gone ahead