funny anime questions

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:50 pm

A: It tries to combine the two taboos of Necrophelia and the Oedipus Complex into one wholesome family what-the-f$#k-ness (Rei especially)

Q: Who would win in Mecha Mexican Standoff: Heero Yui in Wing Zero, Van in the Escaflowne, or Shinji in a Berserk Eva Unit 01? (Please illustrate.)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:38 pm

A: First off the Escaflowne will charge and try to attack Wing Zero, only to be blind sided by a Berserk Eva Unit 01. Unit 01 will proceed to bash and thrash the Escaflowne; bashing the Escaflowne's head into a nearby mountain wall over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again; then pull off a truck load of wrestling moves; then the Ecsaflowne will try to fight back only to get thrashed on more by Unit 01. Wing Zero hasn't moved an inch since fight started. Escaflowne tries to fight back with its sword, but Unit 01 catches it in its mouth and bites in half. Escaflowne (as damaged as it is transforms into its dragon mode and tries to get away, but Unit jumps up and grabs and brings it back down on the ground. Escaflowne transforms back only to have an arm ripped off by Unit 01. Unit 01 then beat the shit out of Escaflowne with the very arm that ripped off. Unit 01 delivers several power bombs (wrestling move), picks up Escaflowne on its shoulders, jumps up as high as it can, finishes it off with a devastating Tombstone piledriver. Unit 01 rips off Escaflowne's head and eats it.

(The appropriate Latin music plays in the back ground)
Unit 01 turns to Wing Zero, who still hasn't moved an inch since the fight started, and charges for an attack. (we're now watching in slow motion) Wing Zero easily and gracefully dodges. Now Unit 01 is the bull and Wing Zero is the matador. Wing Zero continues to gracefully dodge Unit 01's charges. (we're still in slow motion) Wing Zero is embarrassing Unit 01. Wing Zero now has its back turned and Unit 01 jumps as high as it can and tries an arial head dive while Wing Zero still has its back turned. Unit 01, with its mouth wide open, is about make contact. All of a sudden Wing Zero, with buster cannon in hand, gracefully swings around, sticks the buster in Unit 01's mouth and pulls the trigger. Unit explodes and drops to the ground. Wing Zero turns around and walks away (towards the camera) while the remains of Unit 01 burns and explodes again.
(The appropriate Latin music in the back ground comes to an end)

Q: I got nothing.

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:42 pm

A: Can I have some?

Q: What is the strangest gadget built into Speed Racer's Mach 5?

asrrin29 · Post by **asrrin29** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:01 pm

A. A computerized translator that makes him look and sound like he's in a bad kung fu movie

Q. Ai Yori Aoshi. Why does Tina always get plastered?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:04 pm

A: Instant coffee maker and an electric shaver. Speed takes a wrong turn, hits a speed bump, and winds up impotent and bald.

Q: Paranioa Agent (Break down the drug and booze combo, I mean math, that gave us this anime.)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:05 pm

asrrin29 wrote:A. A computerized translator that makes him look and sound like he's in a bad kung fu movie

Q. Ai Yori Aoshi. Why does Tina always get plastered?

Damn my slowness.

Evain · Post by **Evain** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:08 pm

A (for Aoi Yori Aoshi): So she can hide the fact that she can deny anything/Everything she did with the main character.

Q: In Neon Gensis Evangelion, Rei is the most liked in Japan. Why?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:22 pm

A: Rei is anti-social, shy, and just doesn't give a fuck.

Q: Paranioa Agent (Break down the drug and booze combo, I mean math, that gave us this anime.)

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:34 am

A. the person that made Perfect blue + the great studio that made X and Vampire Hunter D + how complicated it would be to figure who lil slugger really is - everything you think you know = Paranoia Agent.

Q. On DBGT, why did Piccolo(the current one) go to hell, when in fact that particular Piccolo only tried to kill Goku, but died saving Gohan, stopped Radditz fought and even helped save a school bus of kids and even went to heaven before and helped Goku get off the planet with the kid hesaved before earth blew up

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:29 am

A: Because he touched himself at night

Q: How many Gundams does it take to screw in a lightbulb?