funny anime questions

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:26 pm

A. that depends, are you referring to the scary tree off Sleepy Hollow, if so then gallons.

Q. Would Goku have turned out differently if he was discovered by the Kent family and not Grandpa Gohan?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:50 pm

A: Yeah. His name wouldn't be Goku, he would be more of a nerd than Clark, Clark would have accidentaly burned his tail off with his laser vision, and he would always be kicking Clark's ass. Finally both of them would be super heroes in Metropolis.

If Goku were found by the Kent family,
Q1: What would they have named him?
Q2: What would his superhero name be?
Q3: What would happen when Raditz shows up?
Q4: What would happen if and when he goes Super Saiyan?
Q5: Who would get to Lois Lane first, him or Clark?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:42 am

A1) Kent Kent the second
A2) Monkeyman (and he would have a monkey signal that lights up the sky at night)
A3) would pull a star wars "Monkeyman... I am your brother!!!" scene
A4) his cape would fly up and all the super villans would go "Oh Shit!"
A5)

what girl could resist a guy with a tail?

Q) What would be Monkeyman's weakness if superman's is kryptonite?

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:46 am

A: Well, if Kryponite hurts Kryptonians, then obviously Goku's weakness would be Saiyanite

Q: Who would Lex Luthor hate more?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:34 am

A) obviously the person who gets more girls, namely Goku

Q) would Monkeyman join the Justice League?

CerebralAssamite · Post by **CerebralAssamite** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:03 am

A) Yes he would and they would be known as the Z team. (har har good play on words... well not really but you should get it)

Q) Would He is my Master be more interesting if Pochi was gay?

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:34 am

A) Not really more interesting, but definitly more creepy!

Q) MATCH GAME QUESTION!!

Little Petite Princess Yucie is vying for the position of Platinum Princess. As part of her regimen, she has to take on odd-jobs from a job board in order to increase her knowledge of the world around her. One day, she gets a job slip for a place called "Pussywillow". Upon arriving, she is shocked to find that the place isn't a pet store, but a _____________ instead!

(fill in the blank)

~Otaku-Man

asrrin29 · Post by **asrrin29** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:47 am

A. All female fighting force for witches!

Q. In Trigun, Why is Milly so ditzy all the time?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:15 am

A: She's the youngest of like about 10,11,12, 13, 14 children + she was dropped on her head a few dozen times when she was a baby.

Q1: Why is Rei so quiet and emotionless?
Q2: Why didn't she care when Shhinji saw her naked, but a little embarassed when he almost saw up her skirt?

asrrin29 · Post by **asrrin29** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:22 pm

Q1, well you would be too if you "father" always called you by your mother's name and tried to grope you all the time

Q2, because secretly, she has the hots for shinji, but becuase they are related in some sort of messed up way, she has to act emabarrased in public... but man does she want him!

I leave the question open...because I have no good one