Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:30 am

Aliana wrote:Q: Does Ed from Cowboy Beboop even know she's a girl?

No, the penis keeps confusing her.

Q: What if Cloud hooked up with Barret?

kitsunebeolnet · Post by **kitsunebeolnet** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:11 pm

aielI_Ileia wrote:Q: What if Cloud hooked up with Barret?

A: Just like that groundhog thing...six more months of bad FF AMVs.

Q: Where did the phrase 'lolicon' originate?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:16 pm

It was originally the name for the world's biggest gathering of lollypop makers and lovers

Q: Whats up with Ghibli films?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:48 pm

A: What, you mean the manic depression and pecimism that seems to underlie each of the stories, the fact that the main characters always look like the same two people, or the freaky monsters and creatures that make you go "Oh my god, what the Hell is that!?" It all boils down to one thing: Studio Ghibli loves the booze... they love it so much that they begin to get the "Happy Hour Syndrome" (Hey... you... fuck... you don' know fuck about shit... get over here'n I'll kick my ass... ) - that explains the oh-so happy motifs about all of the movies; it also explains the monsters (baaaaaad sake leads to Totoro and worse

); and as for the similarities in characters? Let's just say Future Boy Conan had one too many, one thing led to another, and it led there again another 50 times... long story short, that boy's got one HELL of an allamony payment per month.

Q: Do cat girls "smell like fish?"

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:52 pm

A. Brings a whole new meaning to "Like kissing a fish"

Q. What would happen if all the hentai in the world got destroyed?

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:52 pm

A: There would be a bloody, but short, war with the fanboys and girls just trying to get to it in the first place. Then after it was destroyed, another bloody and even shorter war would erupt thus instating martial law on tech schools around the world and the reinstantitian of hentai creation. Don't ever mess with a bunch of computer geeks...we don't like it...

What sick, crazy mind would even try to destroy all the hentai in the world?!?!?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:08 pm

The Riddler, which is why Batman defends this forum.

Q: If the Joker were in anime what would he be?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:17 pm

A. Beck(Big-O) in a yellow suit.

Q. is there some big scandal going on in FMA, i mean Maes Hughes daughter looks nothing like him at all, she only looks like her mother, whilest the Crimson Alchemist has the same spiky black hair and yellow eyes Hughes happens to have.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:53 pm

A: Looks like Gracia (Hues's wife) has been around the block a few times.

Q: When little Alicia grows up, how will she react when she finds out that Maes wasn't her daddy?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:00 pm

A: She'll stop feeling guilty about her electra complex.

Q: How many MonkeyKings/Son Gokus are there?