Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:50 am

Those damn kids come in and mention yet again that Rentin has no hair down there which ends with him actually dieing of embarrassement when he hears everyone laughing because Moondoggies video camera caught it all.

Nexdeus · Post by **Nexdeus** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:32 am

Kabuto: orochimaru how long is your tounge
again
Kabuto: how do you fit that sword down your throat

third hokage: my staff aint the only thing thats unbreakable

ichigo: you know yourichi i really do like older women

Naruto:shino why dont you ever use anything but bugs
Shino: my bugs give me the ultimate protection
Naruto: just try finding a girl who will believe that:roll:

yourichi: you want to feel my fur

any anime character: (insert comment) if you know what i mean

and i bet you women are just as perverted as us guys... the just dont show it

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:05 pm

Nexdeus wrote:and i bet you women are just as perverted as us guys... the just dont show it

Says who?

Ladymercury · Post by **Ladymercury** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:23 pm

Every Mecha Anime: Wanna ride in my cock pit?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:37 pm

1 real Naruto: Guys, we CANNOT tell anyone we did this, Got it!

49 Shadow Clones/50 Sexy Jutsu Clones: Ok.

Nexdeus · Post by **Nexdeus** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:00 am

to answer your wonderfully asked question then your answer would be............ME

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:02 am

....I really don't think it's your place to pass judgement on a gender as a whole. Watch your step.

Nexdeus · Post by **Nexdeus** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:43 am

Whats your problem?!
im sorry if your a woman and i offened you i give you my most heartfelt apologys

i hope you know i hold women in my deepest respect

i really want to know why this bothers you this much

anyways i have a disurbing one i found for naruto

the third hokage: SEXY NO JUTSU (everyone around pukes)
sorry if some ones used this one

Bleach_lover · Post by **Bleach_lover** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:17 am

keitaro:hey naru guess what?

naru: what kei??

keitaro: i have got mysterious fingers wanna see??

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:59 pm

Today's Lesson: Beware Of Evil Detectives

Cased Closed

Jimmy: Rachel, I need you go into next room for me please.
Rachel: What for?
Jimmy: I tell you when I get there. I'll only be a minute.
Rachel: Uh, o k.
Richard: Jimmy what the hell do you want with my daughter?
Jimmy: Relax, I only need to ask her a few questions for an investigation I'm conducting. Here's $200, go have a night on the town, on me.
Richard: OK! *gone*

Jimmy: *enter next room and locks door behind him*
Rachel: Jimmy, why did lock the door behind you?
Jimmy: Rachel, you fit the description of someone who fled a crime scene.
Rachel: And, you honestly think it was me?
Jimmy: No. However, I've search your apartment and found no evidence. Unfortunately, there was no evidence, implicating you or anyone else, left the crime scene either.
Rachel: So doesn't this mean I'm cleared of any wrong doing?
Jimmy: No. This means I'm gonna have to search you.
Rachel: Search me?
Jimmy: Strip search you, and do a full body cavity search.

Rachel: WHAT!? WHERE'S MY FATHER?

Jimmy: He's having a night on the town, courtesy of the world's famous teen detective. We have the place all to ourselves.

Rachel: Oh!

So where are your gloves?

Jimmy: I was hoping that you help me put it on. *pulls out special glove from pocket*

Rachel:

*scared/heart pounding*

What is Rachel gonna do now?

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whats your problem??????