funny anime questions

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:26 pm

a. Kiki's Delivery Service .. of DEATH.
Spirited Away by A Giant Tentacle Monster
Castles In the Sky: True Stories of The Oubliette [sp?]-- this explains the mysterious disappearances behind all the dubbers of Sailor Moon and Evangelion.
Otaku in Wonderland

q. In Akira, what are in those little 'capsules'?

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:58 pm

A: VIAGRA!! tetsuo CANT GET IT UP!!

Q:whats the next Gianax show and describe it in detail!

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:00 am

A: He is my Evangelion
In which a female Eva pilot is indebted to her Eva unit for some outragious sum of money and spends the rest of her life piloting the Eva as it pleases to pay it back, you know, a poor cross between End of Evangelion and He is My Master.

Q: Describe in detail the Grandchild that would result from the following pairings.
The daughter of Goku and Xena marries the son of Lina Inverse and Ash Ketchum

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:13 am

A:

Q: If Trigun were being made into a live-action movie series, who would play what parts, and who would direct it?

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:18 am

A: For the love of all that is Holy, I'd hope Johnny Young Bosch would reprise a live role as Vash, he did a great job as Vash's Voice actor, and his years on Power Rangers shows he has the physical ability to be Vash. As for the Director(s) I wouldn't mind seeing the Wachowski Brothers circa Matrix 1

Q: How many Super Saiya-jins does it take to screw in a light bulb

Dylan's forcelance · Post by **Dylan's forcelance** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:23 am

A: 5 and 1/2

Q: If Batou were happy, and he knew it, would he clap his hands?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:05 am

A: If he were happy and he knew it, he would grab the major's ass.

Q: What wound happen if the cast of Evangelion met the cast of Tenchi Muyo? (Please give detailed description or paint a scenario/scene)

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:02 am

A: Shinji to Tenchi: It's like looking in a mirror
Ayeka to Rei: Well at least someone knows how to be proper in this house
Ryoko and Asuka: I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT BITCH!!!
Gendo of the situation: Hmmmm, I should use these people, they have potential for my plans
Sasami: Here everyone, tea's ready

Q: What would happen if the cast of Slayers met the cast of Shadow Skill (Please give detailed description or paint a scenario/scene)

Dylan's forcelance · Post by **Dylan's forcelance** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:04 am

A: They talk about fashion similarities then they would duke it out like civilized sorcerers and shadow warriors.

Q: What anime character is black and white and red all over?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:53 pm

a. One with a serious case of the clap... ie, Tenchi after being with the ladies for about 5 years.

q. If Washuu is so damned smart, why doesn't she just MAKE another Tenchi??