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Post by shiro_clanclan » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:48 pm

Prétear: Quickly! We must prét.
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Post by megaman917 » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:09 am

Asahina: If I get ruined for marriage, will you take me in?
Kyon: I can take you right here right now. Better yet, we can get Haruhi in on this too. :twisted:
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)

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Post by madbunny » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:48 pm

Koizumi: "it's important that you satisfy Haruhi's desires."
Kyon: "Lets just say that closed space.... wasn't."
Koizumi: "...... ok then."
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Post by megaman917 » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:52 pm

*Haruhi is dragging Kyon*
Kyon: Uh, Haruhi? You do know that the club room is the other way, right?
Haruhi: I know, but we're going somewhere else for a little while. :wink:
Kyon: For what?
Haruhi: *stops and gives him a sneak peak* Let's just say it's something we both want. :wink: *continues dragging him*
Kyon: :o :D
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)

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Post by 76 » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:33 am

I just know someones done this one(I didn't read every page!)

dita>HEY mister alien, wanna combine?


rintin>she has desperation desease
halland>I can cure THAT!! *grins*
Everything came from nothing, therefore everything is nothing.

There's nothing to worry about.

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Post by Nj0rd » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:11 pm

Loosely From Pink Dragon:

[Female mage]: I'm low on mana, Come here, [Fighter]! *unzips him*
[Fighter]: :shock: :shock: :!:

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*[Female mage] absorbs liquid protein!*
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([Female mage] fries monster)

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Post by megaman917 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:38 am

Nj0rd wrote:Loosely From Pink Dragon:

[Female mage]: I'm low on mana, Come here, [Fighter]! *unzips him*
[Fighter]: :shock: :shock: :!:

**********************************
*[Female mage] absorbs liquid protein!*
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([Female mage] fries monster)
That scene actually happened in Dragon Pink. You fail.
Next time come with your own ideas.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)

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Post by Nj0rd » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:31 pm

According to your beautiful quotation one is supposed to cheat 8-)

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Post by Nj0rd » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:42 pm

How about
Alucard: Let me suck your body fluids :twisted:

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