Favorite Character/Hated Character showing up at you door

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:14 pm

hmm hated one .....

Ding dong* Ill be right back

If its another door to door sales man ill send him to his maker with a hollowpoint to the face.

*opens door* HELLO SIR!! im collecting money for the poor won tyou give some to the poor?

sigh... BANG! Another chiyo chan thats 10 this week!!*zooma out to see chiyo chan corpses in the next room*

Fav charatcter*

Ding dong....* I swear if ita another chiyo chan.. im gonna.....*opens the door and is glomped by a nekkid Misato*

MISATO?? HEL YES!!!
Misato; hehe hey youre kinda cute....*hic* wannan have nasty sex?

O.O *throws her in the bed so fast the mattress breaks!!!

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:44 pm

*DING DONG*

*opens door*

Mihoshi: "DA DA DA DA DA DA! I... AM... YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM!"

*BANG*

*closes door*

*DING DONG*

*opens door*

Ed: "TRICK OR TREEEEEAT!"

Me: "Here, have some Jolt"

*KSHT* *glug glug glug glug*

Ed: "WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!"

*POOF*

Me: I figure she'll reappear sometime next week.

*closes door*

*DING DONG*

*opens door*

*Flaming bag on door step*

Me: Oh for the love of...! WHEN I FIND YOU, I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!

Naruto from above doorway: *snicker*

*SLAM*

~Otaku-Man

Z3r02007 · Post by **Z3r02007** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:56 pm

Favorite

Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing) - Dude, you want to take DeathSythe for a spin and blow s*** up?

Me: O.O
HECK YES!

Hated

Tracy (Pokemon) - Hey, you...
Me - *punches him and starts stomping his head in
YOU B****! YOU RUINED THE SERIES! *continues stomping

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:04 am

Fav:

Faye: *ding dong*
Me: What do you- oh hi Faye.
Faye: Hi you won me in that contest you entered so what do you want to do?
Me:

*few moments of silence* ummm we could....
Faye: We could what?

Me:

*pulls her in and slams the door*

hated:

Ash: *ding dong*
Me: Go away I am having hot monkey sex with Faye right now and I don't want to have to mess with your ugly face.
Ash: Aww don't be like that I just wanted to know if you wanted to go adventuring with me and Pikachu.
Me: *opens door and puts pistol to his forehead* You have 3 seconds to turn around, walk away and shove pikachu and your entire adventure up your undeveloped @$$.
Ash: now hold on a sec...
Me: 2...
Ash: Can't we talk about this?
Me: 1...
Ash: Spare me!
Me: *fires* *looks around for cops* *drags corpse into the bushes then goes back to hot monkey sex with Faye*

sesshoumaru_sama? · Post by **sesshoumaru_sama?** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:31 am

ding doong .
me : what ? hey all of you , do you hear ? so please ... DON'T BODERING ME AND GO TO HELL RIGHT NOW . GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ....

sesshoumaru_sama? · Post by **sesshoumaru_sama?** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:35 am

I think otakuman 22 talks toooooooooooooo much , what did you ate in the morning , huh ?

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yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:50 pm

heh^^ hey nIce man. i knew yA were tryin to ge rbanned but come on man. Blatant flaming? Mods shall here of it im sure.

Quincy-kun · Post by **Quincy-kun** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:42 pm

Favorite:

door: *knock knock*
Me: coming! *opens door*
Ishida: Um.....i ran out of needles...do you have one?
Me: *eyes sparkling* Yes......come in!

I'll go get a needle!
*goes to get rope and duct tape*
Ishida:Er.....what are you going to do with that?
Me: What else? These are the only things I can tie you down with!
Ishida:

Me: Just be quiet and the raping will go a lot easier.
Ishida: You can't rape someone who's willing.

Me: Even better.

Most hated:
door: *knockknock*
Me: *#@%! I had just gotten him in bed too! Hold on a sec, Uryu-chan
Anzu: Hi! I'm Anzu! Do you wanna be my friend?
Me: hold on a sec! I'll go get my "friendship bracelets"!
*goes to get handcuffs*
Anzu: What are you going to do with those? AIEE!
Me:*handcuffs Anzu to chair* Okay, kill her now, Uryu!
Ishida:*shoots arrow and Anzu dies with a mask laying on the chair in her place*
Me:I always thought she was a hollow.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:28 pm

I'd throw away all the medicine in the house.
I'd have my eyes checked. Again.
I'd start using an oxygen tank to breathe. (Something has to be wrong with air I'm breathing now.)
I'd check myself into rehab.

*midnyte* · Post by ***midnyte*** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:57 pm

If its kai off of beyblade ... i would SO freak out!... and if its sessho-maru i would soo... call my friend and get her to knock him out