Real Anime Heroes

[Millenear]

Supaaaah Wuss Ee Sake Proudly Presents:

Real Anime Heroes!

Today we salute you, [/i]Mr. OverAnguishedYaoiHero!

I Just can't DEAL with this!! Don't you understand??

For making it OK for Anime men to cry and love each other, even if they're not human.. hell, it's OK for them to get stalked now and again.

WHAAAAAHHH!! IS that him!?! *sob* Where ARE all these feathers coming from???

For taking all those terrible assignments.. even though we know you have tenure.

I'm POSSESSED?? Well, might as well kiss my ass goodbye this time! I'm NOT coming out of this tiny piece of my brain. *Pffft*

For having to chase the most demonic of people down, even though we know he frightens you out of your wee-wee.

OH wtf! *sniff* I am NOT going down like this.. I'll just burn everyone with me.

So, For You, Mr. OverAnguishedYaoiHero, have a big shot of our Supaaaah Wuss Ee Sake. Or two, since they're watered down. And smile menacingly when you pull that talisman out to use it as a coaster.

Very very proudly brought to by Supaaaah Wuss Ee Sake. The Drink of Yaoi Champions.

[Wedding_Angel]

STITCH AND SOW presents

Real Anime Heroes!

REAL Anime HHEEEERRROOEESS!!!

Today we all join together to worship you; mr TALKING-STUFFED-MASCOT

MR. TALKING STUFFED MASCOTi]

you have made it ok for grown men to sleep with stuffed toys again claiming their some kind of anime character..

It's true!!!...

youve got the best job around getting to be huggled by many pretty shoujo girls..pretending not to hide in their cupboards when they undress or not to get aroused when they get naked for a costume change..

i'm their mentor what do you expect me to do?...

and since you have no male parts to speak of ( because that would look seriosuly wrong in a kids shoujo anime) it leaves all your fans to speculate " where does all that food go?"

now thats a secret

so come on MR TALKING STUFFED MASCOT..come and get your free STITCH AND SOW kit...because someone as cute and fluffy as you cant afford to look like a give away from a charity shop!

STITCH AND SOW- A product of wedding_angel +co...not to be used by children or pretty looking girls..

[OtakuMan22]

You guys are coming up with some good stuff. I do suggest that before posting, you guys listen to as many of the REAL OTAKU HERO spoofs as possible! It'll give you a better idea for the correct format. After all, the best part of the comedy comes from having the actual song in your head!

For those who need the link, I posted it on page 1, and you can also find it here:

http://realotakuheroes.com/songs/songs.html

And last of all, be very careful with the Italics tag!

Now then...

*music starts playing*

Botan Rice Candy Presents... Real Anime Heroes!

REAAAL ANIME HEEEEERROOOEEESS!

Today we salute YOU... Mr. 10-Year Old Who Gets Away With Anything!

Mr. 10-YearOldWhoGetsAwayWithAAANYYYTHIIIIING!

Only you can leave home and go on adventures with friends across the entire planet without having a parent around to supervise!

Don't HAAAAVE To Be EIGHTEEEEEN!

Sneaking into enemy bases, fighting giant monsters, and saving the world come naturally to you, despite never hitting puberty.

The HEEEELLLL'S Going On Down THEEEERE!

And when the chips are down, that inherent mcguffin of power that lays dormant inside you lets you come away the victor from anything, even if your nose is runny!

MAN, That Is GROOOOOSSS!

So crack open that box of Botan Rice Candy Mr. 10-Year Old That Gets Away With Anything! *RIIIIP* Because without you, we wouldn't be ablem to convince our younger siblings that its safe to run away from home!

Why Don't You Go And Play In TRAAAAAFIIIIIIIC!

Botan Rice Candy - Osaka, Japan!

~Otaku-Man

[Wedding_Angel]

wow..i just listened to the pirated anime goods seller..thats funny stuff...

[Millenear]

Wa hahahahahah! That unwashed convention attendant rocked [that's not Sailor Moon, heheh].

Thanks for the link.

Mills

[OtakuMan22]

Glad you guys liked it! Someone took their "Mr. Anime Fanservice Inventor" bit and put it in an AMV. It is WELL worth watching!

And now that you got a better idea of the format I'm looking for, let's see how I can take VampireAlucard's Real Anime Hero, and make it fit the style a bit better. Remember, keep the music in your mind as you read!

*music starts playing*

Alucard's International Blood Bank Presents... REAL Anime Heroes!

REAAAAL ANIME HEEEEROOOOOES!

Today we salute YOU... Ms. Ample Chested Ditzy Shonen Girl!

Ms. Ample Chested Ditzy SHOOOONEN GIIIIIIIRL!

Only you can wear tight clothing and run around dumb as a door knob while making guys funny down there as you bounce in every direction possible.

I DOOOOON'T GET CAUGHT STARIIIIIING!

When you wonder why all the guys are looking at you funny, you think, "Gee maybe they like my tuna fish colored toenails"!

AAAALLLMOST BELOWTHEIQINTELLIGENCEOF RETARDAAAAATION

And while perverted guys look through your window from either their house or in a tree infested with hornets and rabid squirrels JUST to peep into your shower, you make it SO worth the wait!

IT'S STUCK IN VACUUM CLEANER!!!!!

So bust open a pack of Alucard's Type O Blood Ms. Ample Chested Ditzy Shonen Girl! *straw popping into pouch sound* For without you, we wouldn't be able to gather as much blood from young men's noses as we do now!

SOMEONE PLEASE DIAL NINE-ONE-OOOOOONNNNEEE NOOOOWW

Alucard International Blood Bank - Transylvania, Romania!

See the difference?

~Otaku-Man

[Wedding_Angel]

did i do it wrong then?

...*bows head in shame*...

[dokool]

Bah, this thread should have more people in it. Comedy gold, I say.

(cue music)

Ebisu Beer Presents... Real Anime Heroes!

<i>REAAAL ANIME HEEEROOOES!</i>

Today we salute YOU... Mr. Mindfuck Series Finale!

<i>Mr. Mindfuck Series FINAAAALLEEEE!!</i>

Just when we think we understand the series, you show up and shatter our hopes and dreams.

<I>WHAAAAAT DOESITALLMEAN!?!?</i>

Be it a surprise revelation, an unexpected death, or overuse of religious iconery, you leave the door open for sequels, spinoffs, and theatrical releases.

<i>LEEAAAAVIN' that DOOOOR wide open...</i>

Otaku may <i>claim</i> to understand you, but we all know that their intellectual wankery will only lead to self-doubt and the occasional fistfight outside the Otakon video rooms.

<i>YOU CAN'T HAAAAANDLE the truuuth...</i>

So crack open an Ebisu Beer, Mr. Mindfuck Series Finale! *can opening* Because without you, everything from Gainax would make sense, and that just wouldn't be cool.

<i>IIII HAVE A HEEEADAAACHEEEE!</i>

Ebisu Beer - Ebisu, Tokyo

[OtakuMan22]

Now Now, Wedding Angel, there's no need to fret! I'm just trying to make sure that you got the correct formatting down. The thought you put into yours really shone through! I just want to make sure that with the correct format, it shines through even better!

And Dokool, GOOD STUFF!


Now then...

*Cues Music*

HammerGirl Anime Presents... REAL ANIME HEROES!

REEAAAALL ANIME HEEEEROOOOOES!

Today, we salute you... Mr. Talking Magical-Girl Mascot Thingy!

MR. TALKINGMAGICAL-GIRLMASCOT THIIIINGYYYY!

Only you have the ability to go to a completely unlikely heroine and make them guber powerful!

MOON PRISM POWEEEERRRR!

Looking like a plush doll or average animal, you freak the s*it out of people whenever you open your big mouth!

DUDE, I'M SO TRIPPIIIIIIING!

And when the chips are down and your magical girl doesn't want to fight anymore, you are always there to perk up her spirits, or claw her face off. Whichever works better!

YOU BRING ME UP!

So cash in that $25 gift-certificate to HammerGirl Anime, Mr. Talking Magical-Girl Mascot Thingy! *CHA-CHING* Because without you, we wouldn't have all these sweet, sweet plushies to sell at our store!

I AM SO MARKETAAAABLLLEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

HammerGirl Anime - Rochester, NY

~Otaku-Man

[DTJB]

Bah, this thread should have more people in it. Comedy gold, I say.

I'd submit something, if my mind weren't an open vat of blankness. I just can't come up with anything right now.