Anime lessons for life

hypes · Post by **hypes** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:42 pm

Generator Gawl - if your going back in time, make sure you have a back up plan

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocense - If you spout a whole lot of quotes constantly, you too can sound smart

Black Jack: The movie - Dramatic effects every other second is cool!

Fall_Child42 · Post by **Fall_Child42** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:29 pm

Serial Experiments Lain: Yes, things can always get stranger.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:35 pm

Inu Yasha: you can teach an old dog new tricks.

Fullmetal Alchemist: like ive said before, never take red candy from guys who wear tight black nuthuggers and head bands or hot women who wear black, then again

Fullmetal Alchemist: Never trust guys with words and lines on their arms.

Fullmetal Alchemist: never judge a suit of armor by its scariest and/or spikiness.

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:36 pm

Noir- never wear neckties...bows are better anyway

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:08 pm

Inuyasha: No matter how hard you try, the bad guy will always regenerate and send more demons after you, thus extending the plot line indefinately.

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:13 pm

DBZ: You can die more times than you win, and still be consdered a badass by seven year olds everywhere.

Negima: 10 year olds are chick magnets.

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:16 pm

If you see some cat spouting ten tentacles, expect to be walking funny for a while.

Zalis · Post by **Zalis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:20 pm

Fushigi Yuugi: Hordes of bishounen await you in another world.

Sister Princess: There really is such a thing as "too much of a good thing."

Final Fantasy Unlimited: Crack is bad, m'kay?

Shuffle: Be nice to girls when you're a little kid, cause then they'll grow up and be hopelessly in love with you.

Kanon: See entry for Shuffle. (This also applies for Love Hina, Ai Yori Aoshi, Ichigo 100%, To Heart)

Sakura Diaries: Don't lie to impress random hot girls; just keep it in the family.

Elfen Lied: Killing doesn't have to be boring and stale; anything can be a weapon if you're creative! Also, animal abuse is a bad idea, especially if you do it in front of weird girls with horns. (They deserved it!)

Now and Then, Here and There: Let's be glad that the sun will go red giant and eliminate us all.

Arc the Lad: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind (see episode 13).

Futakoi: Twins are NOT "double the fun."

Alice 19th: Be careful what you wish for, as it might come true.

End of Evangelion: There's really no point in anything.

Aishiteru ze Baby: Immature playboy teenaged males really are the best choice when it comes to taking care abandoned/traumatized young girls.

Utena TV Series: Things could always be worse; you could turn into a car, after all.

Utena Movie: Oh wait a minute, they can't be worse.

And, #1 Anime lesson of all time:

Kimi ga Nozomu Eien: Don't be late for dates.

Gothic_Soldier · Post by **Gothic_Soldier** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:18 pm

sailor moon when stupid hairhead become queen of the earth you know it trouble

Gothic_Soldier · Post by **Gothic_Soldier** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:25 pm

[/b]Mahoromatic if you hide porn you know your maid will find Dirty thought are bad