Gundam Vs. Eva ....Who will win?

[Kamoc]

Shinji - who the fuck are you people?

Gundam Boys - we're here to fight you!

Shinji - but.. i refuse to fight!

Gundam Boys - alright, let's just make out then

Shinji - SWEET!

*make out session begins, and after several hours of moaning and groaning, shinji gets up*

Shinji - hoar!

*Shinji bitch slaps the gundam boys*

Kool-Aid Guy (standing on top of a car) - watch out for snakes!


verdict? no-contest. everyone was eaten by snakes. except for captain Dan and the amazing voodoo squad, cause they had M.C. Hammer's hammer and proceeded to 'bust a cap in da whiteys!', except they weren't busting caps nor were they doing so into whiteys. actually, scratch that whole part, M.C. Hammer's dead. god..

[Kamoc]

[Mr. Bucket]

i could get off to that.......

[Kamoc]

don't look at me like that

[Alan Chazar]

First of all you are all little bitches for argueing about such a petty thing. but since I am bored as hell I may as well give you all the low down on all teh suits you have been misinformed about. EVA's have a 5 minutes battery life after tehir lien has been cut, which is more than ong enough to kick any gundam's ass. Eva one is capable of fighting for days after it's energy is out because of bezerker mode. AT fields to make an eva practically incincible.

Now a Gundam is a well honed machine. It has powerful weapons, just not any capable of hurting an eva, also since a gundam is only about 15 meters or so compared to an eva's 150 meters, teh gundam could probably not hurt the eva or fly it out into space ::cough:: Dumpkoff ::cough::. essentially their is no fucking way a gundam could win against a properly piloted eva. I would reccomend taking down the eva with either a lance of longinus or magic of some sort, preferably a spell of desintegration within the entry plug. If a Gundam were equipped with either a lance of longinus or a wizard for a pilot, it might stand a chance, but if not, hell freezing over is more likely. now a better fight would be a guymelon such as the Escaflowne piloted by either Von or yours truly vs a gundam such as RX79 piloted by amuro rei. someone go off and write about that.

[FirestormXIII]

A lot of people seemed to overlook the fact that Evas can't fly. It's a moot point though, since no Gundam could harm an Eva outright. In most cases an Eva would win between the two, but just because #1. I can, and #2. I'm playing devil's advocate I'd say the Gundams would win.
Why you ask? Because how easy would it be for a Gundam to fly into space, grab the Lance of Longinus, and then go to town? Pretty damn easy I'd say. But that's about the only case they'd win. Deathscythe Hell Custom toting around the lance of longinus would look pretty damn cool in my book, as well.

They're from two different universes however, it makes this sort of matchup unfair. Humans didn't have to contend with Angels in Gundam.

[Prince Tidus]

I think Evangelion would win because they are bigger can take out an agel and other stuff

[SpPANDA]

i love you.

[The HentaiMaster]

the eva has a big advantage cose it is a lit more agile and it's at fiel
gundams can fly they have a lot of weapons
eva has a time limit of 5 min and u canot do much ageinst a gundam is 5 min
gundam has less agility and no at field

the gundam will win buy default cose the time limit will be done but it will be the best battle and the battle of the sentury to see an eva vs a gundam

[Skeetro_Whateley]

I think that a Gundam would get its @ss raped. I say this cause I HATE mechs and an Eva isnt rally... er... really (I LOVE Rally Vincent) isnt a mech per se. Plus How the hell would an Gundum hurt an Eva I mean really. Unless they has the lance or something to counter the AT field the battle would really go to the Eva. The only Mech show I can say that I have liked would be "Knights of Ramune" ::Jiggle, Jiggle:: LoL! Peace out!