WAYS TO KILL SAILOR MOON

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:24 pm

rip her arms off and beat her with them. Then throw her into a tank of piranhas. But not very many because then it would be over too quickly.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:25 pm

littlegrannyfatpants wrote: oh yeah i got a joke
"whats more fun than swinging mini moon at the end of a rope?"

stopping her with a shovel

Oh man, that was uberfunny.

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:32 pm

jonmartensen wrote:
littlegrannyfatpants wrote: oh yeah i got a joke
"whats more fun than swinging mini moon at the end of a rope?"

stopping her with a shovel
Oh man, that was uberfunny.

i only know one other person that says uber... hmmm amazing

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:39 pm

How bout we kill her by cutting off one finger at a time with a dull rusty knife. after that we cut off her toes then her hands then her feet then her arms and legs. then we cut open her stomch and watch her die a slow and painful death

and yes all we us is that dull rusty knife

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:42 pm

whats white, pink, silver and runs around?

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:45 pm

mini moon with a fork in her eye

why did mini moon cross the road?

she was stapled to the chicken.

how do u get annoying sailor scouts into one bucket???

a woodchipper

how do u get them out?

with a bag of tostitos

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:47 pm

y do u put sailor moon in a woodchipper feet first?

so u can see the expression on her face

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:50 pm

I though we did that so we could enjoy the scream of death. that would be music to my ears knowing that she could never come back. (were are the moonie I figire by now they would be all over this thead

littlegrannyfatpants · Post by **littlegrannyfatpants** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:55 pm

i have tested all these killing techniques on them
most are in a bloody pile by a woodchipper or being served as salsa

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:59 pm

salior moon salsa that sound good. It would feel good eating Salior Moon a rare treat LOL