Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:12 am

A: Undefined.

Q: What would be the infant death toll in a daycare run my Excell?

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:23 am

R-A-N-M-A wrote:A: Undefined.

Q: What would be the infant death toll in a daycare run my Excell?

Sorry R-A-N-M-A The answer is *drum roll* one....
....It would just take thirteen episodes.

Anywho your answer is...Enough to run a baby powered boidesiel mecha which Illparatzo would use to take over F city

Question. If you chewed on Luffy's leg like a piece of gum would he be minty fresh or spicy cinnamon flavored?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:34 am

A: Probably human flavor, but who knows what Luffy's been rolling in.

Q: How much food is too much food for Goku?

*Btw, there's no such thing as a wrong answer in this thread.*

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:35 am

You ever feed Alka-seltzer to a chicken megaman917?
There's you answer.

Query. If the reason for mankinds existence is to observe the universe at work thereby justifing the universe itself for being, vis-a-vis subjective reality (no mind you this is a hypothetical) where does fruits basket fall in the order of a just and willfully created universe (answer must be in the form of a question)

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:53 am

A: What is "right next to Ranma 1/2?" Another answer is "What is, 'what the fuck are you smoking?'"

Q: What's more fun than a pile of dead Rei clones?

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:57 am

A. Warm Rei Clones

Q. What's the deal with all the big eyed people in anime is there some sort of disease or something not all the characters are like that should I was myhands before eating after watch sailor moon?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:16 am

KingSchwill wrote:Q. What's the deal with all the big eyed people in anime is there some sort of disease or something not all the characters are like that should I was myhands before eating after watch sailor moon?

A: STAY OFF THE CRACK, SUGAR, AND CAFFIENE, YOU OVERLY-HYPED ADHD OTAKU!!!

That, and this...

EmilLang1000 wrote:Every time you forget to punctuate, God kills a horny Cat Girl. Please, think of the horny Cat Girls...

If you want a "real" answer, here it is...

A: In Japan, they go to the opthomologist (eye doctor) on a fairly regular basis. They go so often, in fact, that the doctors decided to create an extra-strength version of dialation medication... one that lasts for days on end.

Q: If Evangelions are actually biomechanical that can't be reproduced like normal machines, how the Hell did they get so many?

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:26 am

A. Part1
Well When a daddy EVA and a mommy EVA really love each other a gigantic metalic stork travels through space and time across the vaast reachs of existence both seen and unseen. Leaving a baby EVA to be raised in a warm loving home by aborderline pychotic emotional detached scientist with ties to shady pseodo-religous secret societies bent on controling the fate of mankind.

Part2
Caffiene so much coffee I hurt like the poop

Q. All dogs go to heaven does that apply to Menchi from Excel Saga?

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:32 am

BTW someone told me a Otaku(sic?) is a fanboy but I barely have apassing knowlege of anime so ...
... Do I still suck?

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:12 am

KingSchwill wrote:Q. All dogs go to heaven does that apply to Menchi from Excel Saga?

A: Normaly yes, but Menchi has killed a harmless old man in cold blood so...

She's going to hell but instead of there being a devil, hell will be populated by thousands of Excels.

Q: How many people would volunteer to be washu's guinee pig if she came to this dimention and put up wanted adds?