Greatest lines in anime

Vlad86 · Post by **Vlad86** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 6:44 am

"Explosions fix everything!!" - Nabeshin, Excel Saga

"I'm so fucking hard right now" - Jan (pro. Ya-n), Hellsing

"Ooggly? what mean that? Oogly?" "it means your face would frighten small children" - Buu to Babadi, DBZ (english dub, and that had to be one of the best lines in the english dub imho)

badmartialarts · Post by **badmartialarts** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 7:00 am

From Fruits Basket:

"If you wear loose socks, does it mean you'll never blackmail anyone? If you don't pierce your ears, does that mean you'll never bully anyone? If your hair is black, does that mean you'll never become a criminal, huh? Hey, just what are you, really? Are you a god? Huh? Then give us your next prophecy, Mr. God! Bark, damnit! Bark!" --Hatsuharu

And...

"Can you prove that it's really your natural hair?" Class Prez to Haru
*Haru drags him into nearby male bathroom*
"What excellent evidence. The world is filled with many mysteries..." Class Prez
"He showed it to him??" Kyo and Yuki

Jim Hawkings21122 · Post by **Jim Hawkings21122** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 12:35 pm

eventhough this is FFVII I still cry every time i think about this line:

"Then I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aeriths' last words~~~~~~~~~~~

(T_T)

Scintilla · Post by **Scintilla** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 2:27 pm

Vlad86 wrote:"I'm so fucking hard right now" - Jan (pro. Ya-n), Hellsing

"We did NOT need to know that!" - the anime club's response

"Math isn't meant to be an orgasmic experience!!" - Naru from the Love Hina manga, vol. 11 or 12
(I should point out that I am a math major)

"Oooh! AK-47s are soooo cool! I want one!" - Kensuke from the NGE manga, vol. 6

"Argh! I hate this! The sacred fraternity of the Eva pilots is now <i>verstörte!</i>" - Asuka from the NGE manga, vol. 6

"Wanted: Babysitter. Must also be able to plan tactics against flying freaks. If that isn't an effed-up job description, I don't know what is." - Kaji from the NGE manga, vol. 5 (?)

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:22 pm

Android 17 driving a car in the Trunks Special: "Haha! 5 points for every human I hit!"

Alucard speaking to Alexander:"You shouldn't have come here Catholic."

Most of the good ones I was going to use have already been used.

Jonathan02us · Post by **Jonathan02us** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:29 pm

Scintilla wrote:
Vlad86 wrote:"I'm so fucking hard right now" - Jan (pro. Ya-n), Hellsing
"We did NOT need to know that!" - the anime club's response

"Math isn't meant to be an orgasmic experience!!" - Naru from the Love Hina manga, vol. 11 or 12
(I should point out that I am a math major)

I like that one, lol.

Im still on the 5th volume so i still gots a way to go.[/b]

Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:48 pm

In English: "Chestnuts and squirrels!"
Normal translation: "Kuri to risu!"
Other possible translation: "Kuritorisu"

"Clitoris!"
-Ebichu, Ebichu the Housekeeping Hamster

"My, you certainly are stacked, aren't you?"
-Natsuki, Hyper Police

"Hmph! Now you've gone so far that even I'm starting to feel righteous!"
-Naga, Slayers: The Motion Picture

"How much poo chould a puchuu chew if a puchuu could chew poo?"
-Credits from Excel Saga

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 7:09 pm

Golden boy wrote:Oh i wish my hand were my penis!

ep 2

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HeartbreakerByZep · Post by **HeartbreakerByZep** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 8:04 pm

Okay I just realized that my first 2 posts here are both bashing Ritsuko... sorry, it wasn't intentional. I love Ritsuko! It's just that the first two topics I went on happened to end up with me bashing Ritsuko. Oh well...

From the Evangelion manga (although the manga is extremely crazy)

Misato: I'm worried - he seems depressed these past couple of days.
Ritsuko: A cheerful excited Shinji would be all the more disconcerting
Misato: You're just an old bitch.
Ritsuko: The "old" part was un-called for.

billy_wires · Post by **billy_wires** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 10:01 pm

These are from the FLCL manga:

*After a picture of Naota's first horn*
Haruko: Good girls wouldn't touch that!
Mamimi: How come?
Haruko: Ah-- Well-- He is a guy. It's not his fault.
Mamimi: Oh. This is... that? Funny. It looked different in the sex-ed video we saw in the fourth grade.
Haruko: You got a video? Lucky! All I got was a slide show.

*also*

Haruko: Out of my way, Native Girl!
Mamimi: Wait! Please wait! Calm down... please don't be angry!!
Haruko: You piece of shit!!
Mamimi: Takkun may have a big forehead, but he's a really good kid! Please don't hurt him.
Haruko: He's hiding between your legs!!
Mamimi: What? But he's a real good boy. He's never even mention having seen my panties!
Haruko: Then he's gay!!!
Mamimi: No way! I know he likes my nipples!
Haruko: Ah, indecent pre-sexual awareness... I see an opening!!
Mamimi: Noooo!!

*later*

Manabu (Gaku): Naota! Porno mags man!! A bunch.
*attack of a robot, someone screams "Oh my god!!"
Masashi: Give Naota the nasty ones.

That's all for now.