WAYS TO KILL SAILOR MOON

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:10 pm

Send it after Minmei from robotech then miaka from fushigi yugi.

Mr Oni

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:40 pm

I kind of though of the idea of sending him after some of moonies

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:26 pm

I can rest so much easier since you all are referring to them as Sailor "Scouts"... At least now I can understand your hatred. You see, anyone who calls them scouts probably has only seen the dub.

Please continue, you won't hear any argument from me.

I'm off to watch some subtitled Sailor Stars

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:33 pm

Timelessblurr wrote:I kind of though of the idea of sending him after some of moonies

Nah, since it comes from the Sailor Moon universe, it would have the inherent flaw of having an emotional weakness inside of it which could be brought out by talking to it and trying to reason with it while it's about to kill you.
See? Deep down inside, it's a sad little demon child.. confused and alone in the world... and it's probably very confused about its sexuality.. and it probably has been used by people in the past.. and most of all, it's probably brainwashed. Or if none of those work, there's tons of other Sailor Moon cliche plot devices we could dig up.

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I also want to say, in defense of Sailor Moon, that it has great character development. I say that if you watch Sailor Moon for the fights or for the short term plotline, there's something wrong with you.. like, badly.
But if you watch Sailor Moon for the character development and the overall story, with its rich history and touching emotion.. you've hit the nail on the head.

And if you watch Sailor Moon just because it comes on before DBZ, and you'd just end up being bored waiting around for DBZ to come on otherwise... well... there's really no hope for you. Not only are you watching the dub, but then you're going on to watch another really badly done dub with replaced music, taken out plot elements, and a shitty storyline with almost no character development to boot.

But of course, I digress... Ah fuck it.

I'm done.

The_Squall · Post by **The_Squall** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 12:52 am

Hmmm, I wouldn't really want to kill anyone. Not that I wouldn't or haven't. But it's just.....

anyway I doubt anyone could stomach the stench of that salsa. I've been around people that have had their legs ripped off or smashed. The smell can make some faint. (rockslide and farming accident. one lost both legs, the other kept one) But the bone chips would rip up your intestines quite badly. Then if one was a real whore you could get a STD from them. If the disease doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding would.

On that note I'd like to add some of the more interesting ways to torture people. I know alot about it, don't ask how or why. But midevil stuff still seems to be the most effective. Killing them slowly is best if you really have something against them, but you'd have to really loath them.

So if you'd like to cause pain and mental anguish the side by side death would be the worse. Have everyone she cared for tortured to death in front of her. Make sure rini and Darien are the slowest to die and always in her feild of view. Now negating her powers would be intersting.

How about starvation? offer her only that 'salsa' for food. You could rip off all her nails and hair, slice off her nipples and cauterise everything to make sure she didn't die of blood loss. Afterward you could

I'm going to stop. I'm already regretting this. I'll really hate myself in the morning for thinking like this.

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 1:35 am

Well I have two words to say how I would like to see her die, and I think Kamoc knows what I am talking about.

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 2:16 am

Squall: That's been done.
Sailor Stars, episodes 1-6 of that season.
In an effort to exert revenge upon Sailor Moon, Nehelenia, the villain from the previous season (Who had been freed from her seal by the villain of the curretn season who had not shown herself yet), decides to torture Sailor Moon by stealing everything that she loves from her before killing her. She puts Mamoru (Or as you less educated folks like to call him, Darien... fuck that dub...) under a spell so that he is awake, but constantly seeing a nightmare. Then she lures all of the Senshi (Scouts as you uneducated would call them) into a dimension she has created. Once there, they become seperated, and one by one they are chased, beaten, and captured by Nehelenia and her glass minions. Once captures, they are trapped in mirrors, unable to escape or even move.
Usagi (That's Serena to those of you who don't know jack or shit about this show.. in other words only seen the dub...) this whole time has been also trapped in this dimention. FIrst she was forced to walk barefoot through a blizzard, and then suddenly she was thrust into a field of flowers. The flowers then hypnotized her and made her sit there while Nehelenia arrived to do a little Usagi beating. Jupiter intervened, and got caught in a mirror after being electrocuted to the point of death. Usagi pulls herself from her hypnotic state and realized what's going on. A castle at the top of a long staircase appears and Nehelenia vanishes into it. She covers the staircase with thick thorned vines.
Usagi has to crawl through those vines to get into the castle. Once there, she is bruised, cut, bleeding, and crying. Nehelenia tells Usagi that she's too late to save Mamoru. Not only that, but lying on the floor is Chibi Moon, who had tried to fight Nehelenia along with Sailor Saturn. With Mamoru unable to be saved, Chibiusa begins to fade out of existance. She vanishes while Sailor Moon is holder her.
After all this disgracer, Nehelenia reveals that her other friends are all trapped in mirrors, and will be the next to die. However, first of all, Nehelenia takes out some anger on Usagi by shooting her with black lightning bolts and smashing her against the walls. Usagi is on the verge of passing out when Nehelenia picks her up by the throat and begins to strangle her.

This would have been Usagi's time to die, except in a typical Sailor Moon plot device fashion, she begins to sympathize with Nehelenia (SInce Nehelenia may have explained her painful past a little too well to Usagi.) Finally, after a touching scene of Usagi assuring Nehelenia that she understands why this revenge must take place, and that she is OK with it, Mamoru begins to cry and comes out of his hypnosis. Chibi Moon also reappears, having been restored to the timeline.

In the end, the Senshi use their powers to send Nehelenia back in time to be a child again, thus giving her the ability to relive her life, this time ina manner so that she would not have such painful times. (Since the pain was all brought on by herself anyway... that and she was used by the Dead Moon... but that's a whool other cna of beans

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So yes, this kind of toturous painful humiliating attempt on her life has been tried before.. and failed.

200 episode long, 3 movies, a huge manga series, and probably the most famous anime series worldwide. That's what Sailor Moon is. Hate it all you want. Even collectively, you'll never even amount to a fraction of how many fans this show has. I don't care why you hate it. Hating it is your business. In fact, if I weren't a little drunk right now, I probably wouldn't be making this post... but I am! You're free to think however you like, say whatever you want, wish death upon whoever... but it makes no difference when up against a show that has one of the biggest fandoms in the world, and for good reason.
Whether you see those reasons is up to you. I'm just the messenger... don't shoot me.

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 2:22 am

lets see if kamoc knows what I am talking about... I would hope he knows.

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 12:35 pm

Garylisk wrote:I can rest so much easier since you all are referring to them as Sailor "Scouts"... At least now I can understand your hatred. You see, anyone who calls them scouts probably has only seen the dub.

Please continue, you won't hear any argument from me.

I'm off to watch some subtitled Sailor Stars

I know that they are really Sensh but it a hell of a lot easy to spell scouts. And My hated for sailor moon is very stong. i know way to much bout her and I hate her and I want to watch her die a pain full death.

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:09 pm

You don't know anything about her, I imagine. Hush.