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by El Diablo Rojo » Fri May 21, 2004 4:43 am
I hope you like these. I also hope none of them offend anyone.
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
"So, wait. Does this count as masturbation or a blow job?" -D
"Well, whatever you call it, its fun." -D's hand parasite
Yu Yu Hakusho
"Kamehameha" -Yusuke
"I love bunnies" -Toguro
"I wish I had a kite." -Hiei
"Bend over, bitch. I'll show you what the Rose Whip was really made for." -Kurama.
"I wish I was a girl." -Kuwabara
"But you've mastered your technique, you should be able to beat him now." -Keiko to Yusuke
"If I hear Spirit gun one more time, I'll rip your freakin' throat out." -Genkai to Yusuke
Rurouni Kenshin
"Gotta love the bitches." -Kenshin
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." -Sanoske
"I've never seen a girl naked before." -Yahiko
"I've figured it out. I now know why Kenshin never confesses his feelings for me and why he's always so shy.......its because he's impotent." -Karou
"Your right. Weak things deserve to live." -Shishio
"The only reason you frustrate me, Mr. Himura, is because I love you." -Soujiro
"I'm really a cheap whore." -Yumi
"The only reason I'm a cop is for the donuts." -Saitoh
"I might not be going to kill you....but I am going to torture the shit out of you." -Kenshin
"Hey, Kenshin. Instead of fighting, lets get drunk." -Shishio
"Lets go shopping." -Saitoh
"I want to dance, dance, dance." -Aoshi
"Shit, my eyes!" -Usui
"Its not the size of the boat; Its the motion in the ocean." -Aoshi
Thats all I can think of for now. Sorry that most of them came from Kenshin, but I've seen more of that than anything else. Hope you liked them. I'm so lonely.
I hate myself
I am sofa king we todd did.