If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:50 am

isudae76 wrote:TOO MUCH READING *head pops*

(but that kagome, jerry spinger was funny as hell

I'm not sure if I'm gonna finish the whole 'Inuyasha/Blue Seed on Jerry Springer' sketch, but I'm glad you liked it.

76 · Post by 76 » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:51 am

your very creative dude

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:01 am

Brian: Hey peter what are you watching

Peter: Oh god I"m watching this show Draball z or something like that.
I swear these shows have some of the longest freakin scene's in history

*cut to peter in one*

Gokou: Alright Vegeta now you will see my true power! *widens stance and starts screaming as yellow light surrounds him*

*Peter looks at him for a minute*

Vegeta: Oh yeah watch this Kakkorot! *widens stance and red ligth surrounds him*

*peter looks at him for a moment*

Peter: yeah, I was doing the same thing once. But I didn't get this funky yellow disco light. I was only taking a crap.

76 · Post by 76 » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:06 am

I"VE heard that one so many times that I just say "so"

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:25 am

older_gohan wrote: Peter: yeah, I was doing the same thing once. But I didn't get this funky yellow disco light. I was only taking a crap.

we can't all have amazing disco lights as we take a crap

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:51 pm

KZZZZT

Meg:

Lois: Aw Meg! What's wrong honey?
Meg: No one likes, respects, or even pays attention to me! And everyone thinks I'm ugly

Lois: What about all those clubs you joined?
Meg:

It was all horrible; like when I became a scout, ..................
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Meg: Moon Prism Power!
Meg: *transforms into Sailor Moon*
Meg: In the name of the moon, I'll punish............
Any villian from the series: OH GOD! OH GOD! MY EYES! MY EYES! THE BURN! THEY BLEED! OH GOD! THE PAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *lites self on fire, run into oncoming traffic, gets hit by several cars causing a pile-up, big explosion and dies*
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Meg: the time I became a space pirate,
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*Hibiki and the girls from Vandread are about to engage the enemy*
Meia: Alright Meg, I want you out in front of all the Dread teams.
Meg: But, why me?
Jura: No buts, Meg! Do as you're told.
Dita: Don't worry Ms. Alien! You'll be alright!
Meg: Dita, don't call me that!
Meia: Meg, you need to go out a little bit futher.
*Meg moves closer to the enemy*
Meg: How's this?
Hibiki: Further!
*Meg moves closer to the enemy*
Jura: That's good!
Meg: Why am I out here by myself?
Meia: Hibiki, Dread teams, you know what to do now, right?.............RETREAT! RETREAT!
Hibiki: See you in Hell, Meg!
*everyone else retreats to the Nirvana, and the Nirvana makes a quick escape*
Meg: *staring down the enemy all alone* Oh God!
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Meg: and the time I tried to joined that other pirate crew.

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Meg: Hi my name is Meg and I'm hoping to become a second navigator and second lookout for your pirate ship.
Luffy: WHO SAID THAT?
Meg: Me!
Luffy: WHERE ARE YOU?
Meg: I'm right here!
Zollo: Luffy, I think that sea monster is trying talk to you.
Nami: It almost looks human too.
Sanji & Oosap: Come on you guys! Let's go!
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Lois: Huh? Were you saying something Meg? I wasn't listening.
Meg: Yes..........
*Lois walks away*

KZZZZT

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:37 am

*peter walks by chris's room"
Peter: hey chris what are you watching?
Chris: Go away!
Peter: Oh my God! Is that a tentacle going towards that girls vagina!
I can't believe you watch this crap chris! Go outside and play like a normal kid.

*5 minutes later*
*Peter's watching T.V. with chris's door closed*

Peter: that's right. You go towards her you naughty little tentacle...

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:42 am

KZZZT

TOM TUCKER
The Pope stepped down from power today in an unforseen turn of events. We take you now live to Hell with Asian correspondant, Trisha Takenawa. Trisha?

TRISHA
Thanks, Tom; I'm standing here in the ninth layer of Tartarus, where there seems to be an enormous block party celebrating the Pope's resignation. We have here Satan himself. Excuse me, mister Beelzebub, may we have a word!

SATAN
YEAH!!! PAAARTYYY!!! WHOO!!! TAKE THAT BIG MAN!!! Hey, hey; Dahli Lama... you're next, bitch!!! Hey Hitler, Judas! Twister in seven!

TOM TUCKER
Thank you Trisha. In a related story, the papacy in Vatican City are completely unaware of what will come next, stating, "game over man, game over. We are so [exposite deleted] in our [exposite deleted]. It's up for grabs now, anyone can take it, even some fat, stupid guy from Rhode Island who wears glasses."

PETER
Hey! I'm some fat stupid guy from Rhode Island with glasses! I could be Pope!

BRIAN
I wouldn't try it, Peter; you and religion don't exactly have the best track record. Remember that time you tried being a Buddhist monk?

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Peter and Naraku stand in peparation for battle

PETER
Back demon! I posses powers you could only imagine in your worst nightmares.

Naraku shoots a tenticle at Peter's right hand, impailing it.

PETER
OW!!! What the - you bastard!!! You... what the hell!?

The hole disappears and becomes a black circle that starts sucking things in.

NARAKU
HA! I've given you the curse of holding within your hand a Hellhole that will suck in anything in it's path!

PETER
Well... couldn't I just use it on you?

NARAKU
Ummm... probably but -

Peter sucks him into the hole.

PETER
HOLY CRAP!!!

Peter looks right and left, then puts the vacuumous hole to his groin.

PETER
AH!!! OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!
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KZZZT

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:19 am

EmilLang1000, you sir are going to Hell for that bit about the Pope.

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:44 am

Tom Tucker: In today's new we have just recieved a repost that a massive african migration has occured, their destination, is the U.S.A.

Diane: in a Un-related notice, slavery has been brought back into effect. More tonight at ten.

(thought that would be funny to have)

Tom: Now for international news. A new wave of japanese animation has swept the nation. Here to tell us all about it, our very own chinese reporter Trisha Takanawa.

Trisha: Thanks Tom. Here we have a anime convention. One of the many fan based events those who watch japanese anime participate in. They dress up, act like, and even talk about their favorite shows. Here is one of the many people who come to these.

Sir what's your name

Quagmire: Call me quagmire, Oh yeah!

Trisha: Tell us sir, why are you here at this japanese animation convention.

Quagmire: Hold on. I thought this was the annual maxim convention.

*sees five girls dressed up as catholic school girls*

Quagmire: Hello underaged hentai. Giggidy giggidy goo!