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Post by celibi87 » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:19 am

Malificus wrote:Seeing as KingSchill broke the rules (You must ask a new question!), here's a question:

Q: Why do cat girls get all the love?
A: Because they are just like cats, which are prom queens all on their own.
"Who loves kitty? Are these your shoes? *throws up in them* Who loves kitty?"
Q: What makes them prom queens?

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Post by Super Shanko » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:24 am

A. They'll claw you eyes out if it helps them to win.

Q. if you bring home a stray Catgirl, would your mother let you keep it.

Q2. Do you actually think your qualified enough to keep one without making her wear an over(or under) sized T-shirt and a cute little pair of white panties And/Or school girl uniform?
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Post by Chibicow » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:31 am

A1: Because she's Japanese. Unless there is snow on the ground and she's standing in a blizzard, she wont feel it.

Q1: When anime bad guys are sexy :twisted: , why are they really REALLY sexy? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Q2: Why is all the really good stuff cut in the transaction from Japanese to American? :evil:

Q3: Why are dubbed characters made to sound ridiculous? :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Post by megaman917 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:50 pm

A1-3: It's a conspiracy by the Japanese government, the American government is trying cash in on it. They're trying to take over the world by manipulating anime fans.

Q: What other methods are they using to control us?
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Post by Super Shanko » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:54 pm

A. Pokemon
Yugioh
Naruto
Digimon
One Piece
and everything in between.

Q. How can we protect ourselves?
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Post by EmilLang1000 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:59 pm

A: Make sure we have an ample supply of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies to bring us back to our American-geekdom reality.

Q: How effective with this method be, and if not at all, will testicular shock therapy need be imployed?
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Post by megaman917 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:56 pm

A: All this remain to be seen, but we'll keep a truck load of porno mags and vids around, and a few tasers; just in case.

Q: And if all else fails........................?
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Post by The Origonal Head Hunter » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:38 pm

A: Bring in Bible Black to snap us back to reality

Q: What is our "Trump Card" of BB fails? :shock:
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Post by celibi87 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:43 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:A: Bring in Bible Black to snap us back to reality

Q: What is our "Trump Card" of BB fails? :shock:
A: AMV Hell 0 :twisted:
Q: Should we be scared that 0 is our last hope?

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Post by KingSchwill » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:46 pm

A.) Yes
Q.) Is BB really our last hope? Or can the combined might of some sort of Seth Green/Jack Black mutant hybrid save American Geekdom and make us Mainstream?
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