Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

kitsunebeolnet · Post by **kitsunebeolnet** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:25 am

Kitsuner wrote:Q: What happened to the Gundams when Y2K rolled around?

A: Absolutly nothing...just like in the real world.

Q: Who wears the biggest bra in anime?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:48 am

A: Lillith-Rei from End of Evangelion. Although she wasn't wearing one at the time, let's face it: When your the size of three contenents and your tits are bigger'n Kilamanjarno each, you're gonna need some "support."

Q: What would Geico say if they got a call about Takumi (Initial D) wanting to save a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to them?

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:06 am

*dies* That's too good!! OHM, best answer ever!!

A: They'd be laughing too hard to reply a bit fat NO.

Q: Heh, in a politeness contest who would win: Melfina from Outlaw Star or Tohru from Fruits Basket?

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:31 am

A. No one would see. They would still be arguing about letting the other out the front door first.

Q. What kind of insurance plan does spike have?

kitsunebeolnet · Post by **kitsunebeolnet** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:42 pm

older_gohan wrote:Q. What kind of insurance plan does spike have?

A: A 9-year old condom in his wallet.

Q: Who does Tenchi bang first - Ayeka, Ryoko, Washu, Mihoshi or Sasami?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:35 pm

You forgot about Kiyone.
A: Kiyone. A mild mannered cute girl with a short fuse. What could be better?

Q: Which girl will Ayato (RahXephon) bang first?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:36 pm

megaman917 wrote:You forgot about Kiyone.
A: Kiyone. A mild mannered cute girl with a short fuse. What could be better? (Tenchi bangs her first while everyone else is fighting over him.)

Q: Which girl will Ayato (RahXephon) bang first?

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kitsunebeolnet · Post by **kitsunebeolnet** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:00 am

megaman917 wrote: Q: Which girl will Ayato (RahXephon) bang first?

A: Let's just say he's given up looking for Ms. Right and will settle for Ms. RIGHT NOW.

Q: What future career can we expect from Noel? (I'm gonna be an Angel)

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:07 am

A: As can be surmised from the title, Noel will grow up to be an Angel. Hopefully, one that follow's in Noel's father, Sachiel's, footsteps...

Q: What will Yukino Miyazawa, Soichiro Arima, and Hideaki Asaba each grow up to be?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:19 am

A:
1. An overly-protective Jewish Mother,
2. A depressed man going through a mid-life crisis while having fantasies about his daughter's cheerleader best friend and living next door to a pot-selling wierdo who films bags sailing through the air while bagging his daughter,
3. Alex Louis Armstrong.

Asaba, Age 35
"This method of chest flashing has been passed down the Hideaki bloodline for generations!"