Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

SakuraStarFlare · Post by **SakuraStarFlare** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:09 am

Yue: Uggggh...you...feel it? im...becoming...one...with the clow...

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:48 am

Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing: Seras Victoria, there is another reason why I keep you and Alucard around you know.

Rei (Sailor Mars): Serena, from the day I met you, I knew that I wanted a piece of you.
Lita (Sailor Jupiter): Me, too!
Ami (Sailor Mercury):

Me, three.
Mina (Sailor Venus): MMMMMMMMMM Me, four!
Rei, Lita, Ami, Mina:

*they approach Serena*
Serena (Sailor Moon):

What are you guys staring at? What are you guys about to do?
*You know what's about to happen*

sexy_kitty_kagome · Post by **sexy_kitty_kagome** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:14 pm

man-if i could see u necked i'd die happily
woman-if i were to see u necked i'd die laughing

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:17 pm

sexy_kitty_kagome wrote:woman-if i were to see u necked i'd die laughing

Are you sure that's a pick up line?

sexy_kitty_kagome · Post by **sexy_kitty_kagome** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:27 pm

kagome-hey inuyasha close your eyes, i have a surprise for u
inuyasha-*closes eyes *i wonder what it could be

kagome-no peaking
inuyasha-i wont*peaks*
kagome-open your eyes now *comes out in pbb outfit
inuyasha-wtf

kagome-*hops onto inuyasha and kisses him*
inuyasha- i know where this is going or at least i'm taking it there *closes curtains
shippo-u should know where thats going audience, and so kagome got pregnant and had twins one a human and one half demon inuyasha and kagome got maried the end

ha ha u wish thats what happened

kagome got pregnant and inuyasha left her
not even koga would take her, she got skinnier and she kept being rapeed intil she was murdered

sexy_kitty_kagome · Post by **sexy_kitty_kagome** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:28 pm

Malificus wrote:
sexy_kitty_kagome wrote:woman-if i were to see u necked i'd die laughing
Are you sure that's a pick up line?

its not but i just thaught i should say that

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:01 pm

sexy_kitty_kagome wrote:kagome got pregnant and inuyasha left her
not even koga would take her, she got skinnier and she kept being rapeed intil she was murdered

That's horrible...

Since you're new, I think you should know these are supposed to be anime-relatd pick-up lines and dirty talk (see first post). It's supposed to be... you know... funny.

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:02 pm

Seras: Master, I had the clapper installed on my coffinbed, so..

Alucard: I'll inform Walter when I see him, Police Girl.

Seras:

**
Kagome: I know there's a shard around here somewhere.. I can feel it.

Inuyasha: [smiling] Really? Wonder where it could be.

Kagome: Ok, get the shard out of your pants, right now!

Rose of Death · Post by **Rose of Death** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:08 am

CHII-"Hideki full of energy?" *points to pants*

GoldenGundam · Post by **GoldenGundam** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:02 pm

Misty: Being with all these water pokemon makes me wet all the time.

I shouldn't have said that...

Seto: My Blue-Eyes isn't the only dragon that can make a Burst Stream of Destruction.

I'm not very good at this...

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