Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:49 pm

A. All of them....five for doing the chores, and one for doing

, and naturally have them switch positions(no pun intended).

Q.

1. Why are "nice" alien chicks always more adorabley cute then sexy "mean" alien chicks?

2. Why are all aliens chicks so bubble headed compared to Earth chicks?

3. Why are alien chicks so pent up on getting a human boyfriend no matter how dorky he may be?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:45 pm

A1: Because of the alien schools. Noce aliens are taught to be cute as to lull the humans into a sence of false security for when the aliens invade, while the evil aliens have o be sexy so that humans can't even think about anything other than how good the alien looks.

A2: Once again, to lull everyone into a false sence of security

A3: Because aliens have a reverse idea of sexy. To aliens, the filled out sexy body is geeky, while the pale, pimple faced geek who lives in his mother's basement is the sexiest thing ever. So when these sexy, well/over endowed aliens come to Earth because nobody wants them on their home planet, the aliens have just walked into a veritable paradise of avaliable geeks.

Q: Why do so many people want to find out whetrher a gundam or eva would win? I seem to see the discussion pop up on at least one forum I frequent every week.

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:07 pm

A: Because people love to pit similar animes/characters thereof against eachother. it happens all the time. Humans love "whatif" situations.

Q: Why do fangirls always flock to the insane psychopath, think they can change them, write fanfiction about them, etc.? I wonder this because they seem to forget that these people, however beautiful, are HOMICIDAL.. The object of their affection would KILL THEM. Especially after reading the crappy fanfictions.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:20 pm

A: This is one of the many tactics that the Japanese are using to take over the world.

Scenario:
Hamtaro and the other Ham-hams are ready for war. They got their army gear on and weapons drawn.

*marching*
Hamtaro: Every we goooooo!
Ham-Hams: Every we goooooo!
Hamtaro: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Ham-Hams: People want to knowwwwwwwwwww!
Hamtaro: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Ham-Hams: Who we areeeeeeeeee!
Hamtaro: So we tell themmmmmm!
Ham-Hams: So we tell themmmmmm!
Hamtaro: We are the Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: We are the Ham-Hams!
Hamtaro: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!
Ham-Hams: Mighty mighty Ham-Hams!

Q: Who are they getting ready to wage war against, and why?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:38 pm

A. Those goddamn Pokemon, Pikachu and those other bastards are stealing all the cute factor of anime, its gonna be a blood bath that makes Eva look like a stack of pancakes.

Q. Since the Ham-Hams are way out numbered, what unexpected ally can they send for as reinforcements to ensure victory over those PokeMofo's?

Kariudo · Post by **Kariudo** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:06 pm

A: the RIAA or the FCC, whichever you please. With so many animated things out of place, I'm sure either one of these organizations <s>could</s> would find a violation...the pokemon would have no choice but to cease and desist (thus changing them back to their true forms.)
The ham-hams will sure eat well tonight. (hamtaro has gained a level)

Q: what are the pokemon's true forms and what happens after hamtaro levels up?

aesling · Post by **aesling** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:31 pm

A. The Pokemons true forms are...well...you know, those tentatcle monsters...(need I say more?). As for what happens when Hamtaro levels up, the ham-hams begin their subjugation of the entire anime world, beginning with the RIAA (who might have interfered) and moving on to the giant robots.

Q. Who will stop Hamtaro's rampage now?

Nitohei_lapine · Post by **Nitohei_lapine** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:35 pm

A: The pikmin who would eat hamtaro and whatever is left of his friends alive!!! (see legendaryfrog.com video for more heheh)

Q: Now that Hamtaro and Pokemon have been eliminated from the cuteness, who would take the throne as king/queen/it of cute?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:14 pm

Gendo with Hello Kitty ears, accompanied by a scantily clad Ms Aki.

The new faces of cute.

Q: Who will have problems sleeping now that they have that image in their head?

Nitohei_lapine · Post by **Nitohei_lapine** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:29 pm

A: Me along with my bro.. Scantily clad ms. Aki -run away!-

Q1: Since Kitty ears was brought up... Which anime character would you like to see have animalistic features >.>(Osaka with a wolf tail, Chiyo-chan with kitty ears. ect.)?

Q2: What animal parts would the anime character have?